🙂
Can’t complain.
Although, y’know, in some ways it was almost too easy.
Hmm.
NBP!
LFN. :P!!
🙂
xxx
(ION: \m/ (>.<) \m/)
TIA. (No, not that TIA.) (Necessarily.)
(LFN!!!)
(This post is dedicated to Mr R. Henley, who doesn’t approve of this kind of thing. Appaz.)
Filed under Are You Hungry, Cryptography, Dreams, Liable For Nothing, Life Is Good, Nothing, People
Sitting Amongst The Wreckage
Watching Press Gang with Toots.
Teh life, it is good.
The housewarming afterparty was, as intended, a quiet affair. But it still went OFF. I blame this guy.
I have nothing else to declare except my ongoing, undying love for M2M. And that I have a new favourite word.
This is the first M2M video I ever saw, in 2002:
The final minute emerged randomly from under the end of something else I’d taped on purpose. I taped Video Hits all the way through for a month of Saturday mornings afterwards to catch it again. We had to do things like that in the dark days before YouTube and BitTorrent were invented.
Update – This footage is not particularly interesting content-wise, but I find Marit weirdly mesmerising in it:
I also like the bit where Marion asks Andrew G if he ate the worm.
Filed under Bitches, Genius, Here Is The News, Life Is Good, Mentalism, Music, People, w0ot, YouTube
I Want To Marry M2M
Housewarming went OFF, btw. But that’s hardly news.
UPDATE: What is news is that it went OFF so much it’s been determined we need another, smaller one this Saturday to contain the fallout. There will be cigars, apparently. (And a Shisha! N – of K & N fame – totally gave me a Shisha for no particular reason. LFN!)
Filed under Genius, Liable For Nothing, Music, w0ot, YouTube
My Housewarming = Tonight
It is going to go OFF.
Here is a picture that this chick posted on my wall, which I like very much:
As you can see, it depicts a longhaired cat sitting atop a moog or some such against a background of stars and bares the motto: “Astro Cat will play for you the Symphony of Space.”
Like William Carlos Williams’ red wheelbarrow, it is what it is.
No more, and no less.
Filed under Art, Dreams, F***book, Genius, Here Is The News, Liable For Nothing, Life Is Good, Muntedness, Nothing
It’s A Bloggy Soap Opera; Deal With It
[Teh Gabster]
Today at 9:10am
Your status update sound news-full.
*hug*
[Me]
Today at 9:25am
So I post on her wall, right, saying thanks for a delightful afternoon (which it undoubtedly was, methinks, for all concerned) and reminding her to text me her new mobile no – which she was totally going to give me in person, but we just forgot about it.
That afternoon I get a text: “Don’t know if this will go thru, but if it does plz 2 no drunken late night texts, tay? :)”
(A few months ago, before she hacked my ass, but was very actively in the process of grinding the pieces of my shattered heart into the ground and treating me – with little or no sane justification – like the spawn of satan, there was a certain amount of angsty late-night drunken text messagery action on my part.)
Taking this in my stride, I replied: “OMG, the cheek!! I can make no promises. But tell you what – I will let you into my house, where my computer lives, without any fear of disastrous consequences and my mother being called a whore to boot, tay?! 😛 !! (<3)"
This was met with silence. I don’t think she realised her message was a joke.
Crazy woman.
I still like her, though.
Finally, Some Real News
Best bit:
Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, “I’ve been raped by a wombat”.
It is my ambition to be charged with this offense someday.
Update (Fri 4th). This guy is my new hero.
Hot Motherfuckin’ FLASH
Plastered all over the front page of today’s Age (and understandably so, for tis verily the story of the year):
POCKET MONEY LINK TO DRUG USE BY TEENAGERS
Illicit drug use by Australian schoolchildren is more common among those with the most pocket money, according to new research.
In other explosive headline news: breakthrough study uncovers link between teen pregnancy and teen sex.
Filed under Slow News Day
Yup.
A commemorative national holiday may be in order, ah wreckon.
Filed under Best Thursday Night Ever
Happy Third Birthday, Blog
Here’s to certainly at least one more year of.. whatever the hell kind of fuckery this is.
🙂
Filed under History, Illusion Of Time, Liable For Nothing, Self Analysis, Weblogs
Most Fucked Up Easter Ever (Y’know, In A Good Way)
So there I was, attending an uncivilised picnic in the park on Royal Parade, having a perfectly nice time & minding my own and a select handful of other peoples’ business when who should call me completely out of nowhere on my – which is to say, someone else‘s – mobile telephony device but the J-meister.
(Previously.)
We hadn’t spoken in the voice since November, when I drunkenly and unsolicitedly facilitated her and Henley‘s first ever verbal exchange. She’s been in the country three weeks, apparently. Now she & the H-Dogg were in my hood. And they wanted to hang.
Headfuck!
The tone of her voice didn’t make me feel like something she’d just scraped off her shoe, which was nice. So, throwing caution to the wind as I am wont to do on occasion, I went.
We met at Alia. We talked. We danced. A good time was had. It seems like we’re all friends now. Which is totally what I wanted, although if you’d asked me twelve hours ago I’d have said this outcome seemed less likely than [insert comedy incredibly unlikely occurrence which in practice will never ever happen here]. They’re totally coming to my housewarming and shit.
I don’t know what else to say about all of this, but if ever something seemed blogworthy etc.
Hooray for drugs; hooray for Jebus.
Despite my cynicism regarding his religion(s), I am a fan of the man’s work. That cunt was liable for nothing.
Liv & Gab Done Got Blogs
Go read them. I got nothin’. Except an interminably unclearable email backlog. (Plus ca change etc.)
And, I guess, the news that after two years of global trekkage, an older, worldly-wiser Toots aka babysis is coming home today! To my home (ie Melbourne)!
Can you say “I’m fucking excited”? Coz I surely can.
Filed under Are You Hungry, Art, Benevolence, Here Is The News, Newness, People, Pimpage, Signs Of The Apocalypse, w0ot, Weblogs
