Why is this expression so funny?
PS Yes, it’s true – I had an appointment with Mr. Henley yesterday. No, I didn’t chicken out. Yes, he wore the damn suit. No, he is not Robin Hely. And yes, he is quite the character. That is all. No correspondence etc.
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Apologies. Normal service will resume eventually.
>Let me tell you a few words about my experience.
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“From: Crispin Black
To: [me]
Date: 22 August 2005 12:51:49 PM
Re: New CEO
Dear Operative [Teigan],
Due to your status as a relatively high-profile Inducted Operative, and the well-informed nature of your enquiry, Olga Chekhova has forwarded your most recent email to me for response.
Your supposition that Neurocam is beginning to move out of the state of remission in which it has resided since the suspension of senior staff on July 13 is correct.
Charles Hastings has successfully reapplied for the position of Director of Operations, reaffirming his commitment to this crucial role within the organization, and is currently collaborating with the Nautonier Liaison in assessing candidates for CEO.
An announcement regarding the appointment may be expected by Thursday 1st September at the very latest.
I have been appointed by the Nautonier to conduct a thorough assessment of Neurocam’s current state, and form recommendations regarding the best way forward for the organization – a task I have now completed – and oversee the implementation of these until such time as it is determined that my services are no longer necessary to ensure the continued stable functioning of NCI.
The Neurocam website will be relaunching with a new design very soon. New applications will be reopened at this time.
Except as noted, you are encouraged to publish this communique on your weblog.
Regards,
Crispin Black
Transitional Co-ordinator
Neurocam International
crispin.black@neurocam.com”
UPDATE – Then there’s this.
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From: teurqjfbjac@yahoo.com
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And I don’t really mind when I do, because it is so often so amusing and strange.
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I’m guest-adminning for Desci at the moment whilst she and her much-discussed boyfriend are out chasing this halfway around the country for a week. In her abscence she’s arranged for a Fitsian smorgasboard of exciting and dynamic guestposters to stimulate her readership daily in the manner to which they’ve become accustomed. You should really check it out.
Operative Cronin (formerly tobyesterhase) gave up blogging for a while, but is happily back, and brings detailed news of the operative meetup in Buffalo, New York back in June.
And the inimitable Nada Awad aka Deadsoybean has quit blogging (and gone all Quilly on our asses), which is, contrastingly, sad. But she has her reasons.
To be assessed by a recruitment agency who are going to get me a (slightly more) lucrative job in a stupid callcentre.
Wish me luck!!
Not including 5c coins and the $1.62 in my bank account: eight dollars and thirty cents.
What should I spend it on?
I get paid tomorrow, and I’ve enough food stashed for tonight. I was thinking maybe stuff for breakfast (milk, bread, eggs – that kind of thing) but that’s so mundane, and I crave novelty.
As advised at Chez Rorschach, my position on the Big Brother question: Vesna was robbed, but our maturity and commonsense as a nation will prevail tonight when Tim, quite easily the least obnoxious BB contestant ever, emerges rightly victorious.
(UPDATE – I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: there’s something wrong with the world. I don’t know what it is, but I feel it – like a splinter in the back of my mind, driving me mad..)
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I just installed Skype and used it to have a lovely chat with Li. It worked great even though I only have a dialup. I’ve never been much of a one for IM-type things, but this is way cool and I will be leaving it up whenever I am online from now on, which is often.
My Skype handle is teigan84; giz a call sometime. Seriously, it’s so easy.
Alexis is, happily, back with a new url and is – I believe – in search of a new template, if anyone knows of any good ones.
Stealthy Australian non-operative neuroblogger Althea is also acknowledged.
Not that I’m a part of it or anything, you understand.
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