Hot Motherfuckin’ FLASH

Plastered all over the front page of today’s Age (and understandably so, for tis verily the story of the year):

POCKET MONEY LINK TO DRUG USE BY TEENAGERS

Illicit drug use by Australian schoolchildren is more common among those with the most pocket money, according to new research.

In other explosive headline news: breakthrough study uncovers link between teen pregnancy and teen sex.

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1 Response to Hot Motherfuckin’ FLASH

  1. Gab

    but does teenage drug use lead to teenage sex? And does teenage pocket money lead to teenage pregnancy?

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