Monthly Archives: December 2006

Stuff I Did This Year

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Greetings From Rainy Manchester

ManchesterStreet

Desk

Arm

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My Travel Ordeal

As told to j hawthorne.

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What I Got For Christmas

Yemeni coffee, British cigarettes and Cuban white rum
Coffee, Ciggas & Rum

Jellybeans & chocolate
Jellybeans & chocolate

Facial care products
Facial care products

Art
Art

A scarf
Sonic screwdriver not shown

A yoyo
Yoyo

A flipbook

Amongst other things.

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Salutations de Genève

(click for larger versions)

Street

Watches

Fuck off big bank

Chocolate tower (this was just the beginning)

Nivea Douche

Geese

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And We’re Away

Being temperamentally unsuited to current climatic conditions in Melbourne, I depart tomorrow for colder climes. Switzerland, to be exact, where I shall remain until the 27th December, at which time I shall fly (unassisted*) to the UK.

Tickets & Passport

Provided that I do not die, that all international flights are not cancelled due to the Terrorist Threat and that the oil supplies hold out, I will return home to Australia on the 13th of January.

Please note that throughout this period I will only be checking the addresses teigan@gmail.com and [mybirthname]@gmail.com.

There will probably be a post or two between now and when I get back (possibly more) – but in any case, l hereby take this opportunity to wish you all a banging festive season.

(* NOTE: this particular bit potentially untrue)

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That Was A Nice Night

Word up to ~, AG and The Tendo. Kudos to the artist formerly known as Semi. Honourable mention to Jo “my phone died” Jo. Executive producer Lady J.

As for the rest of yiz all: I am sorry that you are failures. Learn to accept and deal with the fact that you are failures. It will hurt less that way. You are failures.

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Vale Tript

*tips hat*

Sad day.

In other news, thank you to the anonymous person who ingeniously sent me this in a way I couldn’t respond to:

If you are who I think you are – you’re funny. And if I don’t know you, that’s even funnier.

Tell me – do you get curiously predictable headaches and phantom mice in your bed at 4am, too?

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Search Hit Of The Week

irresponsible whack “american psychiatric association”

Go off your meds, kids.

(and omg – update – happy birthday, toots!)

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When Nada Met Bob

Nada & Bob

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Here Are Some Screencaps Of Lady J

Here are the above images and two others conveniently rendered as 1280×960 desktop wallpaper.

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Visual art II

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Party II

It was a much quieter affair than the last one. But it was still good!

~ Making Sushi
~ made sushi

Russian Cocaine
Russian cocaine was served in abundance

1st Hamish
First Hamish of the night

Hamish poster
The drink’s creator attended in A4 poster form

Nada
Nada came all the way from New Jersey – what’s your excuse? – only to be strangled by ~ in a fit of paranoia. These things happen at Hagakure parties

Johana
Former Operative Johana (Hamish)

Li & Reanimator
Former Operatives Reanimator (Scotch & Cola) and Li (rightly hiding in shame behind bottle of Cascade Light)

Semi
Semi (herbal tea and sympathy)

T.
T. (fat rocks of crack, not shown)

Dorothy
Some woman dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz (not sure what she was on)

Gogo
This crazy Japanese girl gave ~ a terrible time a while back, but he invited her anyway.

Reanimator, Li, ~, a russian mathematician and i ended up watching Fight Club by candlelight at about 3am. I did loads of bulbs.

It was good.

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Don’t Come To Our Party

Your loss, bitches.

Balloons & bulbs

Me: Hello. Do you have any of those compressed gas bulbs you use to make whipped cream?

Customer Service Technician In Large Sydney Road Catering Supplies Outlet [beaming in bland, vacant customer-servicery way]: Yes; yes, we do. One of our most popular consumables. Right over there. [indicates stock stand groaning under the weight of vast supplies of nitrous oxide bulbs]

~: Tell me, do you get a high volume of well dodgy-looking tweakers like us, who probably aren’t actually employed in the catering industry at all, coming in and stocking up on massive quantities of these?

Customer Service Technician [absolutely without missing a beat]: Yes; yes, we do.

(And to that small handful of priveliged people who are coming tonight – see you soon; looking forward to it.)

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