DIY Russian Cocaine

I will always be grateful to T. for introducing me to Russian Cocaine.

He really had the devil in his eyes tonight. Note to Semi – was it an exams thing?

Russian Cocaine 1 Russian Cocaine 2

Russian Cocaine 3

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26 Responses to DIY Russian Cocaine

  1. j

    oh but for the love of a lemon …
    denied!

  2. Yer too young to be doing that shit, Teigan… all of you!
    Tsk tsk tsk. Don’t you see the dissapointment in my eyes?

  3. teigan

    It’s not real cocaine, silly.
    (Although that can be quite nice…)
    (I did crack once, you know. Never again! But ohh, maan. Remind me to tell you my I-did-crack-once story sometime.)
    The rules of Russian cocaine are simple: shot of vodka followed by lemon wedge with real-not-that-instant-whack coffee on one side, and sugar on the other.
    I had about six last night when I got home. And then about four more lemon wedges as I sat skyping colourfully with certain people unto the break of dawn.
    Life is fucking good, y’know?!
    At least it would be if my brain didn’t hurt and I hadn’t run out of cigarettes..

  4. teigan

    >oh but for the love of a lemon …
    >
    >denied!
    Yeah, it’s my fault you can’t send lemons over the intermanet.
    heh

  5. Okay, there’s a dispute. Some say the coffee/sugar lemon should be eaten before the vodka and others say the vodka comes before the lemon.
    I tried to Google it but that’s no use. By the way, Trysting Fields is 6th on the list for “Russian Cocaine”

  6. teigan

    I believe the former is known as ‘submissive Russian Cocaine’ and the latter as ‘dominant Russian Cocaine’.
    Each to their own.
    >By the way, Trysting Fields is 6th on the list for “Russian
    >Cocaine”
    Thank you for this intelligence
    This is wonderful news

  7. >>He really had the devil in his eyes tonight. Note to Semi – was it an exams thing?<< Nah. Just a being the antichrist thing.

  8. teigan

    And a having-been-drinking-since-4pm thing, I assume
    Props to him; he is indeed the Antichrist
    Tell him to send me the url of that website he was talking about

  9. He was pretty well-behaved, considering. I’ve seen a lot worse. He was repentant about the cigarette-in-your beer crimes you will be happy to know.
    We had actually been drinking longer than him. He just drinks harder.
    I’ll ask him about the website. He may even remember.

  10. teigan

    >He was repentant about the cigarette-in-your beer crimes you
    >will be happy to know.
    I thought his response to my stealing one of his ciggas and then telling him off for smoking such shitty pissweak cigarettes was proportionate, appropriate and also fucking funny – and the beer was still okay
    The website had to do with stockings

  11. jo

    *le sigh*
    T.
    *swoon*
    any chance he can be persuaded to stay in Australia?

  12. teigan

    He doesn’t read this blog; your efforts are wasted. In your FACE, vile temptress etc
    He’s leaving the country?! I don’t think I’d heard about this.
    I may have to break his legs.
    I’m sure that’s what he’d do in my position.

  13. It’s a matter of love. Can’t get involved in that one no matter my feelings even if love is just a POINTLESS CHEMICAL FEELING WITH A COMEDOWN THAT LEAVES YOU FEELING BITTER AND JADED WITH HUMANITY AND THE WORLD IN GENERAL. YEAH I SEE YOU PEOPLE WALKING DOWN THE STREET HOLDING HANDS AND SMILING. FOOLS! TODAY ITS HOT SEX AND SCHNAPPS, TOMORROW ITS 2-MINUTE NOODLES AND STONES GINGER WINE. RUN WHILE YOU CAN! FLEE YOU IDIOTS!

  14. Also, his partner is incredibly nice and a good friend. She would be very cross with me if I prevented his going over to join her.

  15. jo

    aw. But if say…. Teigan took out his legs and prevented him from going that would be cool?

  16. teigan

    >It’s a matter of love.
    I’m sorry, I had no idea. (Actually I did, now that you remind me.)
    Excuse me, I have to go and make an urgent phonecall.
    (What were you on, anyway? Jebus!)

  17. In other news, I made some Russian Cocains last night but had to use make-shift ingedients. It wasn’t delicious. But it wasn’t bad.

  18. jo

    Makeshift ingredients? Do tell…

  19. jo

    And, hey!
    “He doesn’t read this blog; your efforts are wasted. In your FACE, vile temptress etc”
    I thought you said I *wasn’t* vile?!
    *pouts*
    ; )

  20. teigan

    Hamish – I need to make a Hamish one of these days; please send me detailed instructions.
    Jaye & I invented a cocktail called the Mishuki, but frustratingly we’ve forgotten one of the crucial ingredients. It had Red Bull Concentrate & ginger beer concentrate, vodka, champagne and [something else important that we can’t remember].
    It might have been wormwood. Or possibly mercury.
    Jo – oh, you’re not vile at all
    >*pouts*
    >
    >; )
    But I stand by the first part.

  21. j

    It had Red Bull Concentrate & ginger beer concentrate, vodka, champagne and [something else important that we can’t remember]
    that sounds really good! of course, it all depends on the mystery ingredient.
    milk, for example.
    that would be disgusting.
    The website had to do with stockings
    heh heh
    right on.

  22. The Hamish is a sweet drink which tastes like fruit juice unless I forgot the real ingredients.
    You’ll need one shot of vodka, smirnoff will do.
    Two shots of peach schnapps, any brand will do as long as you can get one unit in a shot.
    Then to disguise the taste of everything so far, top up your glass with orange juice, passionfruit juice, and a small amount of sparkling apple juice. (Last one optional). Serve it with ice, that’s important.
    And make sure you mix your fruit juice to your own tastes beforehand. Or just use a J2O and appletiser… do you guys have those?

  23. teigan

    Adam:
    >The Hamish is a sweet drink
    Sounds real sweet. As soon as I’m not completely destitute, I shall make one. Perhaps I shall make several.
    >do you guys have those?
    Not sure. But we have orange, passionfruit and sparkling apple juices.
    J:
    >milk, for example.
    I feel sorry for you lactose intolerant types. I like milk. Milk is nice.

  24. Yes but with red bull and beer?

  25. teigan

    No, that would indeed be totally revolting. But I think LJ was just seizing any old opportunity to have a go at milk, like she always does.

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