Saturday 10th April.
(11:11pm; 14min 12sec)
(11:56pm; 4min 35sec)
All the same: went OFF.
(1:22am; 1min 22sec)
For reasons which may or may not become clear in the fullness of time, I have decided to start a postal muffin service.
If you would like a muffin, send an email to email@example.com clearly indicating:
If your submission appears genuine (no timewasters, please), I will endeavour to send you a muffin through the post at the earliest opportunity.
UPDATE: Dedicated webpage.