For reasons which may or may not become clear in the fullness of time, I have decided to start a postal muffin service.
If you would like a muffin, send an email to email@example.com clearly indicating:
- your name
- your postal address
- what kind/s of muffin you would like (please note: although your preferences will be taken into consideration, no undertakings are made regarding what kind of muffin you will actually receive)
- your best theory as to why I would send a muffin pro bono on demand to any random who requests one via the internets
- any questions you have
- any additional information you feel inclined to share.
If your submission appears genuine (no timewasters, please), I will endeavour to send you a muffin through the post at the earliest opportunity.
UPDATE: Dedicated webpage.