Have a nice funeral, fuckhead.
Sure hope no one accidentally drops a cluster bomb on it, killing your entire extended family and anybody who ever gave two shits about you.
Just kidding! Actually, I hope someone does. That would be funny as hell.
(To give him his due, it’s true he certainly had quite the way with words…)
Now please excuse me, dear readers; serious drinking etc
Splendiferous weekend wishes to you all!