To make a Hamish, you will need:
Peach schnapps & vodka
Orange juice, sparkling apple juice and passionfruit juice (if you can find it)
Ice
Step One: Mix juices to taste.
Step Two: Add 1 shot of vodka and two shots of peach schnapps.
Step Three: Decant over ice. (The ice is important.)
Et Voila:
With some massive quantities you’ll be drinking that stuff for weeks.
Unless of course you didn’t like it.
Did you like it?
Yeah man! C’est formidable. It’s almost too tasty. As with all the best cocktails, you can’t really taste the alcohol at all.
Weeks? I wish..
Oh man, a success! Tell your australian friends!
I intend to serve them exclusively at my next party.
Seems a bit vaginal…
Dude, it’s a cocktail glass. They always look like that. You need to get out more.. or alternately, stick closer to church oriented social activities.
Heheh.. heheheh.. cocktail.
Is it coz it’s, like, filled with ice?
Well, if you will hang out with chicks like Constance.. and the good Lady Neuroc***.
You’re a cryptician, Cardoza. I like you. You should comment here more often.
That’s what I would do if I were you.
Heh.
Okay so now that has caught my interest.
Which part?
well the juice is called golden pash, and if peach schapps were people it would probably be a large randy german girl called Inga.
your action shots all feature something going into something else.
but then again if you hadnt been laid for awhile or were just a walking hard-on you’d probably find drainpipes ‘a bit vaginal’.
Oi, don’t be dissing the Cardozameister when I’m trying to encourage him! That’s a paddling.
(On this occasion I will grant you a fucking-funny-comment concession and let you off with a half-paddling. But DON’T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.)
(And let’s face it – who doesn’t find drainpipes a bit vaginal? Come on, admit it.)
(*wind howls*)
honk honk
ponk if you love hussy
PONK *c*nsfw*c* PONK
It’s okay, you won’t get a paddling for that here
*goes back to drawling, bored*
sounds like youve been infected by one of uncle tom’s rouge meme’s. I recommend a psyhic enema, quickly before its too l8t!
For all our psyhic enematic needs, Trysting Fields chooses Uncle Tom’s Rogue Memes (TM)
>One more thing—is there such a thing as too many enemas?
What a stupid question.
Ill never understand why americans are so fixated on bottoms…
I’ve not noticed that, especially – but if so, it would explain why the US as a politico-economic entity is so preoccupied with fucking the rest of the world in the ass
Man, how dirty has this thread gotten?!
This is a wholesome family blog, people!
(Just kidding; actually it isn’t)
mmm… myself, ill take decent truth serum over an enema any day.
granted theres a lot of innuendo, but nothing obviously filthy. as for the US maybe i just needs a good deep dicking, to make it settle down some ;->
>granted theres a lot of innuendo, but nothing obviously filthy.
Someone hasn’t been following the links!
>as for the US maybe i just needs a good deep dicking, to make
>it settle down some ;->
I’m sure you’re right.
Who would dare, though?
Who would want to?
*shudders* I wouldnae touch it with yours.
Lose some weight, America! And get that psychotic gleam out of your eye. Then maybe we can come to some arraignment.
>>Lose some weight, America! And get that psychotic gleam out of your eye. Then maybe we can come to some arraignment.<< Avery enters a plea of No Contest.
Or Nolo Contendere, if you want to be Vaginal about it…
heh