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Category Archives: Here Is The News
It’s Time For Another New Post
That happened fast.
Here is a picture of the ink cart I bought on the way to work this afternoon:
Here are some doodles I did once I got there:
Here is a picture of ~‘s stuff in the hall, just before we moved it all out earlier this evening:
Here is the schedule of cleaning I am going to do over the next week or so month:
Here is a picture of the stirfry I made for dinner:
Here is a picture of Nada the no-longer-a-kitten-not-yet-a-cat’s dinner:
Here is a picture of some washing I just hung up:
Here is a picture of the bed I am going to now, that perhaps I may dream of posts more interesting than this one:
Good night.
Filed under Blah, Domestica, Doodles, Here Is The News, Photos
It’s Time For A New Post
Today is the first day of spring. Happy spring!
My housemate of the past eleven months is moving out on Monday. Au revior, Jaye. My previous housemate Bentendo moved out around this time last year.
Time, eh.
Now I need a new one. But first the bathroom has to be renovated. The bath is sinking and tiles keep falling out of the wall. It’s no good.
What else? Um, I’ve been selected for jury duty, which is weird. I didn’t even realise we had jury duty in this country. I guess they have to get jurors from somewhere.
Filed under Art, Domestica, Doodles, Here Is The News, History, Illusion Of Time, People
Here Are Some More Pictures
That I took at Wortwut‘s place, with her baffling elephantine DSLR:
In related news, I got my own camera back last week finally. Here are some pictures I took with it of the San Pedro I bought my housemate for his birthday:
In unrelated news, I caught a cold on Friday but I’m better now.
What else? I had a gum excision and a filling done this morning, which was novel. The anaesthetic made the left side of my jaw completely numb.
That is all, for now.
Filed under Food, Here Is The News, Photos, Travel
Announcement: Everyone’s Too Stupid
The Mishukis‘ much-discussed debut LP Everyone’s Too Stupid is available at long last.
You can buy a copy for US$5.50 plus postage, or alternately build your own using these simple instructions.
Filed under Art, Auto-Pimpage, Here Is The News, Music, The Mishukis
Announcement: Today Is TF’s Second Birthday
I celebrated by buying a new goldfish, Feustus II.
His predecessor Feustus I died in April 2005, as documented in one of my very first posts.
Filed under Here Is The News, History, Illusion Of Time, Photos, Weblogs
Announcement: Today Is The Seventh of March
Time is going all weird on Planet Teigan.
Further Announcements to follow.
Filed under Discombobulation, Here Is The News, Illusion Of Time
From Our Woman In Costa Rica
Hard communique. (“A postcard”, in the vernacular.)
Bless.
Filed under Here Is The News, People, Photos, Travel
Response To DJ Ravine’s Video Review Of ‘Mother‘
This was originally rendered as a video (y’know, duh), but the video component didn’t really work out. I almost canned it completely but in the end I decided the audio was worth salvaging.
Filed under Audio, Drugs, Here Is The News
My Audacity Has Paid Off
I am delighted to announce that on the strength of my genius, I have been invited by the legendary Nada Awad to displace her sister as the second full-time member of Are You Hungry.
I would also like to announce that we will be embarking on a major European tour next month on the back of our award-winning and critically acclaimed quintuple platinum forthcoming album “Chicken Has Gonorrhea”.
It’s true! I really would like to announce that.
Filed under Are You Hungry, Art, Chaos, Genius, Here Is The News, Music, People, The End Is Nigh, w0ot
perhaps an intention
perhaps a guest post.
-j
Filed under Here Is The News, Illusion Of Time, Life Is Good
Stuff I Did This Year
- Broke up an eight-year marriage, arguably
- Destroyed Neurocam, according to some (Neurocam continues to function in a lame, shadow-of-its-former-self kind of way)
- Bought my first DVD player
- Visited Sydney
- Took LSD for the first time
- Moved from a cupboard in St Kilda to a house in Fitzroy (the first house I have lived in for five years, fact fans)
- Had a bit of a fucking breakdown
- Collaborated in the creation of a singularly unsuccessful gated community for Neurocam graduates
- Took mescaline for the first time, in the form of San Pedro cactus (and on two subsequent occasions)
- Turned 30, legally speaking
- Took ecstacy for the first time
- Threw my first proper party (and my second)
- Took magic mushrooms (and went to a soccer match) for the first time
- Hosted my first Zenarchist Coffee Ceremony
- Finally gave up and got a MySpace page
- Spent Christmas in Geneva, Switzerland and new year in Manchester, England
- Made my first album
- Started my first business
- Attempted (ultimately unsuccessfully) to write a 50,000-word novel in a month
- Kept one ongoing blog, and co-created & contributed to another, for a combined output of 20,253 words, 344 photos, 10 videos & 31 audio recordings (comprising 16 songs, 12 audio messages, and 3 miscellaneous)
- Wrote approximately 458,000 words of email to 92 recipients (& received approximately 506,000 words of email from 128 correspondents, not including machines)
- Spent 164 hours at the gym
- Held five ongoing paid jobs, of which I lost two, quit one, and currently retain two
- Amongst other things
Filed under Art, Here Is The News, History, Life, NaNoWriMo, Neurocam, Self Analysis, Travel, Weblogs, Work
And We’re Away
Being temperamentally unsuited to current climatic conditions in Melbourne, I depart tomorrow for colder climes. Switzerland, to be exact, where I shall remain until the 27th December, at which time I shall fly (unassisted*) to the UK.
Provided that I do not die, that all international flights are not cancelled due to the Terrorist Threat and that the oil supplies hold out, I will return home to Australia on the 13th of January.
Please note that throughout this period I will only be checking the addresses teigan@gmail.com and [mybirthname]@gmail.com.
There will probably be a post or two between now and when I get back (possibly more) – but in any case, l hereby take this opportunity to wish you all a banging festive season.
(* NOTE: this particular bit potentially untrue)
Filed under Here Is The News, Life, Photos
Search Hit Of The Week
irresponsible whack “american psychiatric association”
(and omg – update – happy birthday, toots!)
Filed under Evil, Here Is The News, Pimpage, Weblogs