Neurocam, Weblogs

I am not moving Tript‘s link out of the Neurobloggers’ section in silent protest against his sad decision to give up the practice.

And I have added two, both from California: Dev of Neurowiki fame, and hitshermark, who is, weirdly, not actually an operative yet as far as I know.

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Cometh The Punk Rock Librarian (Part One)

Things Ben bought whilst visiting Melbourne:

Things Ben bought in Melbourne

  • Diskonto – “We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About” LP (“Raging dis-core; possibly Swedish, maybe Japanese people singing in Swedish”)
  • The Curse of Shank – self-titled LP (“Scottish power-violence”)
  • Combat Wounded Veteran – “Duck Down For The Torso” 10″ EP (“Awesome screaming artcore”)
  • Dead Silence – “Hell, How Could We Make Any More Money Than This?” 7″ (“Colorado guys making fun of Bad Religion“)
  • Spazm 151 – self-titled LP (“Raging Texan hardcore”)
  • A-Ha – “Take On Me” 7″ (“I can’t believe I paid $5 for this”)
  • Blondie – “Parallel Lines” LP (“Did you know Hanging On The Telephone was a cover?”) (NB I didn’t.)
  • Joe Satriani – “Surfing With The Alien” vinyl LP (“Fuck yeah!”)
  • Brian The Dog from Family Guy (“He might be based on Snoopy“)
  • Video of John Woo‘s Bullet In The Head (“John Woo! Fuck yeah!”)

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Li‘s Literacy Skills Are Progressing Well

Li learns to write (note face, melted)

It’s really a shame about his face melting.

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Goodbye, House

My sister is coming home tomorrow, and I shall be returning to my cosy St Kilda cupboard.

It’s sad. But all good things must come to an end, I guess.

In other me-related news, Jojo thinks I’m great.

My sister's bedroom floor

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The Neurocouncil

Prompted by Reanimator, American Guy has proposed a ‘Neurocouncil’ meet in the Melbourne CBD to discuss recent upheavals.

He suggested this Wednesday, but I think we need at least another week to get more interest up.

Neuroboard thread here.

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I Can’t Keep Up This Frenetic Pace

I hosted a combined dinner party/book burning on Thursday night. I went out to the movies on Friday night. I spent all day at work fighting vigorously with baby sis via SMS and I’ve just been out trawling Brunswick St and drowning my sorrows with my cousin. Tomorrow night I’m doing things as yet unknown with Ben the punk rock librarian, who is down for a visit.

Then on Wednesday, there’s looking to be The Neurocouncil.

I feel like Tript. The local chapter of the Recluse Society (oxymoron?) is going to be calling for my resignation at this rate.

It’s good!

Exhausting, though.

PS I am becoming addicted to the Missy Higgins album. Is that wrong?

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The Suspense Is Killing Me

Neurocam.com is still ‘down’.

UPDATE: This bodes ill.

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Ritual Burning Of The Magus by John Fowles

DarkMagus1 DarkMagus3 DarkMagus2

Operatives Jojo, Li, Reanimator, Teigan and Xade attending.

BurningMagus1

BurningMagus2

JBlowsMagus

BurningMagus3

BurningMagus4

BurntMagus

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Audio Message From Lady J!! (452kb MP3)

I’m so proud.

I would normally keep such a thing out of the public sphere, but she posted mine.

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It’s All Gone Pear Shaped

Well it has.

Tript and Lady J have more.

WTF indeed.

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Look, I Made Scones

But I had no one to share them with.

Scones

So sad. I feel so sorry for myself right now. You should too.

I am eating them alone, watching clips of that entertaining Jon Stewart, and crying.

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Fischer Stands Aside, Khan Terminated

Didn’t see this coming.

From: bridget.fischer@neurocam.com
Subject: Farewell
Date: 12 July 2005 12:48:02 PM

Attention all staff and operatives.

Earlier today, notice was sent to the Board of Directors for Neurocam International of my decision to temporarily vacate the office of Chief Executive Officer for Neurocam International due to what I feel to be a potential conflict of interest. The Board has accepted my request for temporary leave and will announce an acting CEO as soon as a suitable replacement is found. My leave will be effective immediately (Tuesday, July 12, 2005).

Furthermore, Neurocam International has terminated the commission of Ms. Madeline Khan, Assistant to the CEO, effective immediately. I hereby wish Ms. Khan all the best with her future endeavors.

No further correspondence will be entered into regarding these matters.

Ms. Khan’s e-mail address will be inactivated immediately. My e-mail account shall remain active for fourteen days and all correspondence from it will be forwarded directly to the Head of Operations, Mr. Charles Hastings until such time as my successor is announced.

Regards,

Bridget Fischer
CEO
Neurocam International

Anyone know what’s going on?

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Ambitions

Someone asked me what my ambitions were the other day. I can’t remember what I told them, but I should have said:

  1. To work in a streetcorner newsbooth.
  2. To become a cult leader by rising to the front ranks of Neurocam and then either taking it over, or creating a sizeable splinter group.
  3. To write a novel, which I am doing in November.
  4. To make an album, provisionally entitled “Everyone’s Too Stupid”, which I will do next year when I have more time.
  5. To study for and obtain a degree in Creative Arts from Melbourne’s premier university, guaranteeing me a colourful and lucrative subsequent career as a Creative Artist.
  6. To finish reading “The Magus” by John Fowles, and then to ritually burn it.
  7. To have fun and not care about people.
  8. To be beautiful.
  9. To be loved.

Other things I want:

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Report On The Shadow Industry

by Peter Carey

From “Collected Stories“, 1994, University of Queensland Press.

Reproduced without permission

  • as a text file here
  • read aloud here (1.2 Mb mp3).

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Sneak Preview: Neurocam Spring Promotional Range

Available September 2005*

The Neurotoaster
Neurotoaster

The Neurotoilet
Neurotoilet

The Neurophone
Neurophone
(also available in contemporary pushbutton model)

The Neurodog
Neurodog

The Limited Edition NeuroiPod Mini (first 100 units personally autographed by the Chief Executive Officer)
NeuroiPod

*NB: not really

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