Sneak Preview: Neurocam Spring Promotional Range

Available September 2005*

The Neurotoaster
Neurotoaster

The Neurotoilet
Neurotoilet

The Neurophone
Neurophone
(also available in contemporary pushbutton model)

The Neurodog
Neurodog

The Limited Edition NeuroiPod Mini (first 100 units personally autographed by the Chief Executive Officer)
NeuroiPod

*NB: not really

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11 Responses to Sneak Preview: Neurocam Spring Promotional Range

  1. “*NB: not really”
    Jesus Teigan, I was THIS close to ordering a neurodog. Why would you play with my like that?
    p.s. Does Bulat mean anything or is it just your name?

  2. I have to stop writing “my” instead of “me”.
    Almost as much as i need to spot ending nearly all my sentences with a question mark?

  3. Pulat is my operative name.

  4. I know I just wondered what it meant.

  5. lady j

    What, no Neurodildo?
    Maybe you should bring in CP as consultant on the “Adult” collection.
    (Special members-only service: Neurobail)

  6. My goodness, I have the same toaster in the non-promotional model.
    Oh, and you do know that the phone number is visible on the neurophone, don’t you? I wonder who would answer if I rang?

  7. Mr Tenex – see here
    Lady J – thanks for your suggestion! We’ll take it into account when preparing the Summer collection.
    I see Constance is whingeing about a lack of comments. That’ll teach her to estrange me. Dirty little slut.
    AG – You are indeed blessed with good fortune, for we can offer you an upgrade to the neurotoaster for a bargain price! Call today!
    The phone number, of course, is not real.

  8. Shucks, Midnight.
    Well, you wouldn’t be the only one.

  9. Hah, just giving you a hard time. But seriously, don’t you think you’re pushing the envelope just a little too much?

  10. Well, if there’s anyone (left) at Cam HQ who feels like telling me to take it down, I’ll comply happily enough.
    But no, not really.

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