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I Never Used To Get Spam
And I don’t really mind when I do, because it is so often so amusing and strange.
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Bloggage
I’m guest-adminning for Desci at the moment whilst she and her much-discussed boyfriend are out chasing this halfway around the country for a week. In her abscence she’s arranged for a Fitsian smorgasboard of exciting and dynamic guestposters to stimulate her readership daily in the manner to which they’ve become accustomed. You should really check it out.
Operative Cronin (formerly tobyesterhase) gave up blogging for a while, but is happily back, and brings detailed news of the operative meetup in Buffalo, New York back in June.
And the inimitable Nada Awad aka Deadsoybean has quit blogging (and gone all Quilly on our asses), which is, contrastingly, sad. But she has her reasons.
I’m Going Into The City Today
To be assessed by a recruitment agency who are going to get me a (slightly more) lucrative job in a stupid callcentre.
Wish me luck!!
… And Here’s What I Spent It On
- Milk – Milk is delicious added to a range of hot beverages, and can also be poured very effectively over almost any breakfast cereal. It is an excellent source of calcium, so essential for building strong healthy bones and teeth with which to crush and dismember your enemies.
- Corn – Corn is not only an entertaining vegetable, it also contains a winning combination of fibre and protein!
- Evil battery-Farm Eggs – God help me, they were cheap.
- Nutritionally Indifferent White Bread – Also cheap. And novel!
- Burger-In-A-Biskits – Again with the novelty value. I’ve had these before but never when my good friend Ganj was in the haus.
- Two Environmentally-Unfriendly Plastic Bags – Which I badly needed to put rubbish in, and stuff.
Look, It’s My Earthly Fortune
Not including 5c coins and the $1.62 in my bank account: eight dollars and thirty cents.
What should I spend it on?
I get paid tomorrow, and I’ve enough food stashed for tonight. I was thinking maybe stuff for breakfast (milk, bread, eggs – that kind of thing) but that’s so mundane, and I crave novelty.
As advised at Chez Rorschach, my position on the Big Brother question: Vesna was robbed, but our maturity and commonsense as a nation will prevail tonight when Tim, quite easily the least obnoxious BB contestant ever, emerges rightly victorious.
(UPDATE – I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: there’s something wrong with the world. I don’t know what it is, but I feel it – like a splinter in the back of my mind, driving me mad..)
Filed under Current Affairs, Domestica, Neurocam, Photos, Weblogs
neurocam.com Is Back
Phone Companies Must Be Shitting Themselves
I just installed Skype and used it to have a lovely chat with Li. It worked great even though I only have a dialup. I’ve never been much of a one for IM-type things, but this is way cool and I will be leaving it up whenever I am online from now on, which is often.
My Skype handle is teigan84; giz a call sometime. Seriously, it’s so easy.
Alexis & Althea
Alexis is, happily, back with a new url and is – I believe – in search of a new template, if anyone knows of any good ones.
Stealthy Australian non-operative neuroblogger Althea is also acknowledged.
What Is The Disumbrationist Movement?
Not that I’m a part of it or anything, you understand.
Filed under Philosophica
Could This Innocent-Looking Neurotoddler…
… be none other than notorious master of disguise, Robert Henley?
Or this unfortunate character…
…encountered suspended from an electricity pole outside this otherwise unexceptional north Melbourne train station?
What about this guy?
On 17/7/05, Robin Hely wrote:
> That damned Henley! He would sell his own Gran for a buck….
When he’s not too busy putting on exhibitions called “Who Is Robin Hely?”, maybe.
And then there’s this. Retrocam goodness! (UPDATE – Or not. Trust me: it was good while it lasted..)
PS I am curious as to who went through my entire archive earlier this evening, looking at pretty much all the comments back to April. Was it you?
Sometimes I Grow Quite Weary
Well, I do.
More recent search hits:
- “fuck you by wesley willis”
- “fuck the ato“
- “neurocam surrealism”
(How did this wind up in my referrers?)
Jobs I would rather have:
- Suicide bomber.
- Suicide Girl.
- Companion to Doctor Who.
That reminds me; I have to go to work. I’m half an hour late!
I hate my life.
There will be no new post until Jo pulls her finger out. Go hassle her.
Filed under Life
Crusader Seeks Tamagotchi Ban
Via refused-classification.com.
South Australian No Pokies MP Nick Xenophon said it was outrageous that a toy marketed at children aged four and over featured a pokies-style game.
Mr Xenophon wants the toy banned or at least given an R rating by the Office of Film and Literature Classification.
[Note: There is no ‘R’ rating for computer games, there is only ‘banned’.]
The toy has a G rating.
“This virtual pet encourages children as young as four to participate in poker machine-style gambling,” Mr Xenophon said today.
“Kids become so emotionally attached to these toys that they grieve for them when they die.
“This version … should not be available to children.
“Research here and overseas shows that these games can turn the kids of today in to the gambling addicts of tomorrow.”
One Adelaide father had taken the toy away from his six-year-old son after becoming concerned about the pokies game, Mr Xenophon said.
Incidentally, my second generation Tamagotchi, Bodah, passed away quietly on the 15th of July. He was handsome, but otherwise undistinguished.
Filed under Current Affairs, Whack