Category Archives: Weblogs

Why Do I Always Have

The nagging sense that I’ll never really be complete unless I take a picture of every book I own and post them all along with an explanation of what each one means to me?

Does anyone else get this? Is there a name for it?

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Old Homage To Constance

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From May; I never got around to posting these at the time.

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I still get sad sometimes about what happened with Constance. It doesn’t seem to have bothered her too much though, so I suppose I shouldn’t.

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She was really nasty to me. I can’t be having with that.

People, eh.

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From Tomorrow The Signs Are Going Up

NADA MANSON FOR PRESIDENT.

Be afraid.

Do not be afraid. Be brave, for a glorious new era beckons. Vote Nada!

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All Change II

Due to tedious circumstances beyond my control, I’ll be relocating back to B%$&ger in a few days. Rest assured that the format you know and.. apparently don’t dislike will remain the same.

Gethsemane – who I have recently taken pity on and appointed as my personal assistant (hopefully having something worthwhile to do will keep her mind off her recent heartbreak and away from the Dubonnet & gin) – has yet to finish setting everything up, but the new url will be: http://trystfields.blogspot.com.

Devastatingly beautiful template submissions are very welcome.

UPDATE – Turns out this won’t be necessary after all. Probably. Apologies!

And I’ve fired Gethsemane – she was hopeless.

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He chose you, honey!

Sing it, Fitsy.

Can I call you Fitsy? I feel as if I know you. Although of course I don’t, nor will I ever.

Total number of hits I have received as a result of people searching on some variant of ‘katie holmes brainwashed scientology’ since June: 108.

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Audio Message From Steve Cronin

Hosting by Steve Cronin. (Thanks Steve!)

About two weeks old now. I never did find out why he got assed. He was a good operative; Charles loved him, which is rare. It’s mysterious.

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Desci Almost Called Me

But she was too shy. To call me. Despite being drunk.

Number of hits this appears to have generated in the last 37 hours: 53.

I was so touched I sent her an audio message.

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Could This Be The Start Of A Beautiful Friendship?

Probably not. But stranger things have happened.

Chris: learn to form consistently coherent sentences – and stay the hell away from Neurocam. Then we’ll talk.

Yanno, if you want.

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Vale Xade & Tript

One of the original Neurobloggers – and a close personal friend of mine – Mr. Xade “Xadey” Xade has put his blog to bed until further notice.

His contemporary Mr. Tript put up a ‘closed’ sign a little while ago.

It really is the end of an era.

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Former Operative Cronin To Be Hit By Hurricane

Steve Cronin is stranded in Houston Texas, which is just about to be hit by Hurricane Rita.

Bad things have a way of happening, don’t they?

He promises regular updates.. as long as the power holds out.

And he has audio!

UPDATE – And video!

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Neuronews Pt 2

Reanimator seems to have answered the call. Praise be. Shame he’s going away soon..

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Steve Cronin Assed

Didn’t see it coming.

Sad loss.

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Where Is The Neuronews?

There needs to be a blog like J‘s and my old ones, dedicated to reporting Neurocam-related news in a reliable fashion.

Over the last two weeks, two major communiques have gone out to all operatives – the first from Charles Hastings, and the second from new CEO Harriet Moore last Monday. And it appears that not a single person on my linkbar has blogged these in full. Nor have they been quoted in full on the Neuroboards.

There’s a gaping hole in the market here. Anyone want to fill it?

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I Heart Postsecret



And because I know you’re wondering – number of the above that apply to me: 2.

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I Am Not Dead, Honest

But, as I was saying to Xade yesterday, I haven’t posted for a full week. First time that’s happened since the inception of this blog.

Normal services will resume.

My lifestyle has been completely discombobulated over the last two weeks, as a result of taking a – hopefully reasonably temporary – job which involves getting up at four o’clock in the morning Mon-Fri. (N.B. No, that wasn’t a mistake – I have to get up at four o’clock in the morning.) (Not tomorrow. Tomorrow I only have to get up at seven or so.)

I do get to say ‘hello’ to Cheryl Kernot every day, which is kind of cool. In some much less cruddy alternate universe somewhere she is Prime Minister now, you know.

Sad, really.

In other news, w0ot!

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