It’s old news now but still worth a post: Avery “The New Number 2” Cardoza (no, I don’t know either) is intent on following the Neurotrail all the way to New Zealand. And “points thereafter”.
Good luck, Avery. Whatever the hell you’re doing.
Category Archives: Neurocam
Miles Carrefour
They just keep on coming – Simon Blackmoore reports yet another new Neurocam rep: Miles Carrefour, Induction Officer, Human Resources Security Division. Apparently handling new applications.
Google doesn’t know anything about him, but I’m sure I’ve heard this name before somewhere.
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(Almost) Everybody Hates Gertrude Zelle
Known blogging operatives who have reported receiving bitchy email responses from Gertrude Zelle: Another Operative; Elmo; Gigabane; tobyesterhase; Roger That and Exodus (although he was probably asking for it).
Reanimator reports contact with another previously unknown Neurocam staffer – Bridget Fischer’s assistant, Madeline Kahn (presumably not this Madeline Kahn, who is dead).
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Toasts, Assing etc
Toasts to Maxwell:
Lady J toasting me toasting Li toasting Midnight toasting Constance, Avery & Lady J toasting Maxwell.
Gigabane toasting Cheshire Cat toasting Tobyesterhase toasting me toasting Li toasting Midnight toasting Constance, Avery & Lady J toasting Maxwell
Back in late February there were some murmurings about schisms & double-crossage in the upper Neuroranks from Jojo & Tript, amongst other sources. In serialising the background to his recent dismissal, Avery seems to be throwing more light on these rumours, and it’s shaping up as quite the expose.
Bridge & Charlie- who’d a thunk it?
And another neweuroblogger: Simon Blackmoore.
Two New Operative Blogs & Gertie Zelle
Two new operative blogs: American Guy of Melbourne and Gigabane of Newfoundland, Canada.
New acting Human Resources Security head Gertrude Zelle is not winning too many friends amongst the rank & file. Although it seems she has an unlikely fan in the Maxwell-besotted Constance.
Cardoza Axed
Respected NYC operative Avery Cardoza has been unceremoniously dumped. Avery – who’ll hopefully continue to blog in some form – has now provided a bit of eyebrow-raising background to his Neurodismissal.
Seems Cardoza Investigations was assisting former Human Resources Security head Maxwell Knight with some kind of internal sleuthing exercise. Avery quotes a mail to him from Maxwell dated April 16th:
Regarding the fruits of my investigation, I will contact you with the results following my meeting with senior management of Monday April 18, 2005. I do, however, have high hopes of unmasking the Judas who lurks within our midst.
It was presumably at this meeting that Maxwell ‘resigned‘.
Hmmmmmm…
UPDATE: Conchis is back online, admitting that his blogjacking by Circle De Luce was a hoax designed to test the integrity of the Cam’s Jack Sampson. He offers some possible insight into Maxgate.
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Gertrude Zelle Is The New Maxwell Knight
Another new addition to the official Neuroranks: Gertrude Zelle.
From: Bridget Fischer
To: All Neurocam Staff
Subject: ALL STAFF NOTIFICATION. RE: Maxwell Knight.
Date: 18 April 2005 11:09:47 AMAttention all staff and operatives.
Earlier today Mr. Maxwell Knight, head of Neurocam’s Human Resources Security Division, tendered his resignation due to personal reasons. This resignation will be effective as of close of business today (Monday, April 18 2005).
I would like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Knight for his 17 years of loyal service to Neurocam International. His presence in the office has always been a reassuring factor for me and he has brought a highly appreciated debonair flair to the office environment. His contribution to the day-to-day operations of the organization was immense and he will be sorely missed.
I hereby wish Mr. Knight all the best with his future endeavors.
Until such time as the position is advertised internally, Ms. Gertrude Zelle, former assistant to Mr. Knight, will fill the position of Head of the Human Resources Security Division. Please direct any Human Resources Security queries directly to Ms. Zelle at (gertrude.zelle@neurocam.com).
Mr. Knight’s e-mail address will remain active for fourteen days and all correspondence from it will be forward directly to Ms. Zelle. After this two week period, Mr. Knight’s e-mail account will be deleted from our system.
Regards,
Bridget Fischer
Chief Executive Officer
Neurocam International
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Conchis Sabotaged (Again)
Dan Pritchard‘s blog has ostensibly been 0wn3d by the Circle De Luce. Cheshire Cat has more.
Jack Samson & Otti Votavova
Constance has been corresponding with two official Neurocam people who aren’t Hastings, Fischer, Knight or Harris: “Otti Votavova”, via the operations address generally used by Charles, and “Jack Sampson”, via Maxwell’s address.
Jack Sampson was the primary Neurocam contact of somewhat suspect London operative Conchis aka Dan Pritchard.
Pritchard has contacted her about this.
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Ask Not What Neurocam Can Do For You…
The official Neurocam application has changed – now aspiring operatives have to submit “between 250 and 300 words on what [they] have to offer Neurocam”.
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Neuroblog Roundup
If Xade‘s to be believed, Quilly and Operative Ice (whose blogs have both gone down) are one and the same – and they’ve been given the Neuro-axe.
Tobyesterhase continues to put the tough questions to Maxwell Knight.
And it turns out his fellow Buffalo, NY operative Bob the Mediocre has a blog after all.
Operative Reanimator & NYC Group Assignment
Operative Reanimator of the l337 chess sk11z has a a blog. With pictures.
And Constance has (some) news of the group assignment in New York City tomorrow.
Assignment NTC-5781/01 Postmortemage
Jojo‘s posted the assignment and an account, Tript has a nice photo of himself along with a few well-chosen words, and Wednesday night attendee (and new blogger) Melbourne Wintermute (as distinct from German Wintermute) has posted his report.
I went on Tuesday. I beat Li, got thrashed like everyone else by Operative Reanimator, and got half a game in with Jojo before 10pm rolled around. I chatted to Tript about John Wayne Gacy’s horrible painting, and had encounters with a few other ops as well. It was simultaneously more convivial than the Bolte assignment, and also more intense. I liked it.
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