For reasons which may or may not become clear in the fullness of time, I have decided to start a postal muffin service.
If you would like a muffin, send an email to email@example.com clearly indicating:
- your name
- your postal address
- what kind/s of muffin you would like (please note: although your preferences will be taken into consideration, no undertakings are made regarding what kind of muffin you will actually receive)
- your best theory as to why I would send a muffin pro bono on demand to any random who requests one via the internets
- any questions you have
- any additional information you feel inclined to share.
If your submission appears genuine (no timewasters, please), I will endeavour to send you a muffin through the post at the earliest opportunity.
UPDATE: Dedicated webpage.
4 Responses to Muffins
I kinda wanna ask for one…I really wanna ask for one… but last time you sent me something via mail I got it two months later or so and since I just found a couple of scones in my house all moldy that I bought last week… mmmhmm.. muffin…scone…mold…etc…well I just think that I shouldn’t.
I really shouldn’t… @_@
(You may receive a muffin request in a bit from me. I advise that you ignore it)
[I advise that you ignore it]
No dice, Soybean. All valid requests are honoured. Them’s the rules.
[last time you sent me something via mail I got it two months later or so]
That’s because you were in prison!
You may qualify for airmail delivery (see FAQ), in which case it’ll arrive in a week and might just be edible. Sugar is a preservative, and I wrap them in plastic.
But even if it isn’t, you’ve lost nothing. I’d totally go for it if I were you.
my muffins were not wrapped in plastic and there was an extremely dirty gardening glove in the box
But that was before this project was initiated. You were a prelaunch guinea pig. Who responded to my spontaneous offer of muffins by saying that ‘might be okay’ if they were sent express post – even though you live, like, two suburbs away.
ION: Despite being dirty, it’s a perfectly good gardening glove.