You will need:
The largest bottle of La Fee Bohemian Absinth that you can reasonably afford.
Step 1: Place a shot of absinthe in the jar.
Step 2: Fill the remainder of the jar with champagne.
Step 3: Drink, without feeling the need to entertain yourself with temperance.
Step 4: I can’t remember what comes after Step 3. Or my own name.
Another success story for the Neue Sachlichkeit therapeutic method.
9 Responses to At Last, Death In The Afternoon
Huzzah, and again I say, Huzzah!
Vegemite lol I can’t believe you Auzzie’s eat that stuff.
Secret ingredient is tampon then?
Yes. Do you like how it’s hidden in plain view?
I can’t explain why a tampon appears impaled on the swizzle stick, beyond stating that the operation was conducted at 11pm on Dollar Pot Tuesday.
Guess we were all out of olives, glace cherries and little paper umbrellas that night.
Necessity, mother of invention, etc.
>>Secret ingredient is tampon then?
>Yes. Do you like how it’s hidden in plain view?
Even now, most people reading this are going “Huh?? You don’t put tampons in a cocktail. What a tweaker that Mr Semi is. Why is Teigan encouraging his strange delusion, etc”
> Vegemite lol I can’t believe you Auzzie’s eat that stuff.
I’d like to think that that Rimbaud, Verlain and other Parisian Bohemian luminaries – when after spending all their money on prostitutes and gambling, would have sought their base nutritional requirements in Vegemite – probably licked off the back of a playing card.
Even Van Gough would have immortalised a jar of vegemite along side his sunlowers if he had a chance – with his empty vegemite jars housing both absinthe or turpentine. I’m sure he would also have not been too fussy about which one he drank from and which one he washed his brushes in either….
Indeed. Vegemite is delicious and nutritious and comes in handy reusable jars. It’s the national institution it’s kind of okay to not be against.
>probably licked off the back of a playing card.
Or a prostitute. Naturally.
um, why is there a pic of boy on bike where once were bubbles?
and now is gone. I can’t be halucinating this early in the day…