Black Thumbnail

One of the ridiculous jobs I am currently forced to do for economic reasons by a harsh, uncaring and insane world involves a lot of attention being paid to my hands.

In order to deflect attention away from my retarded right thumbnail, I painted my left thumbnail black.

Black left thumbnail

It seems to be working, but I don’t know if it was a particularly productive strategy.

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18 Responses to Black Thumbnail

  1. Well I forgot all about your other thumb… Perhaps it is working.

  2. Jesus christ, man… what the hell do you keep doing to your hands?
    What happened to your left index finger?

  3. ROFL What’s with all this finger talk. I didn’t even know something was up! Oh well.
    Dude put like lotion on your hands or something πŸ˜›

  4. … So you didn’t paint your nail some more natural color because…

  5. SC

    Hits: Black is the “least gayest” color a guy can paint his nails.
    I guess blue would be okay though. Not that it’s more natural lol πŸ˜›

  6. This has nothing to do with your thumb, but I notice your recently viewed movies, and I think you should check out F For Fake, Orson Welles’ last completed movie.

  7. Indeed – do you mean like, pink or red? I could never get away with that. It’s probably only a matter of time before legislation is passed here making it legal to beat guys up for displaying that degree of effeminacy.

  8. >What happened to your left index finger?
    Er, I got nailpolish on it.
    My hands are really dry and scaly. I do moisturize, but it doesn’t help much. I probably have some kind of dermatological condition, but it’s one which has baffled medical authorities.

  9. Kybalion – I am a fan of Welles although most of his movies after Citizen Kane aren’t very good imho. Haven’t seen F For Fake but I will add it to my list.

  10. Adam – you’re a rival shaman trying to muscle in on my turf, eh?
    I will make short work of you my friend. My magick is pretty strong, you know.

  11. You need to get some Burt’s Bees hand creme, my man.
    It keeps my hands looking like a typist’s all the cold, New England winter long. πŸ™‚

  12. Burt’s Bees eh? I’ll look out for it..

  13. I’m telling you… it’s got this almond butter smell thing going for it, and the ladies go nuts for it.
    Well, my sweetheart does, at least. πŸ™‚

  14. Just as an afterthought, do you now have two wierdish thumbs instead of one?

  15. Two weird thumbs and a weirdish index finger, no?

  16. Reanimator via Puerto Iguazu

    Are you a dealer at the casinoβ™«
    Just pretend that note is a question mark. Damn Spanish keyboard wont do what I want it to.
    Purple monkey dishwasher.

  17. Hello R!
    Hope you’re having a lovely time.
    Write me!

  18. bentendo

    hey
    there is a woman at my work who has the same thumbnail evolution as you do, she has it on both hands. happened to her when she was 15. she says she is a little embarresed about them. i showed her you page and she was stoked.
    true story

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