Available September 2005*
The Neurotoaster
The Neurotoilet
The Neurophone
(also available in contemporary pushbutton model)
The Neurodog
The Limited Edition NeuroiPod Mini (first 100 units personally autographed by the Chief Executive Officer)
*NB: not really
“*NB: not really”
Jesus Teigan, I was THIS close to ordering a neurodog. Why would you play with my like that?
p.s. Does Bulat mean anything or is it just your name?
I have to stop writing “my” instead of “me”.
Almost as much as i need to spot ending nearly all my sentences with a question mark?
Pulat is my operative name.
I know I just wondered what it meant.
What, no Neurodildo?
Maybe you should bring in CP as consultant on the “Adult” collection.
(Special members-only service: Neurobail)
My goodness, I have the same toaster in the non-promotional model.
Oh, and you do know that the phone number is visible on the neurophone, don’t you? I wonder who would answer if I rang?
Mr Tenex – see here
Lady J – thanks for your suggestion! We’ll take it into account when preparing the Summer collection.
I see Constance is whingeing about a lack of comments. That’ll teach her to estrange me. Dirty little slut.
AG – You are indeed blessed with good fortune, for we can offer you an upgrade to the neurotoaster for a bargain price! Call today!
The phone number, of course, is not real.
….I hate you
Shucks, Midnight.
Well, you wouldn’t be the only one.
Hah, just giving you a hard time. But seriously, don’t you think you’re pushing the envelope just a little too much?
Well, if there’s anyone (left) at Cam HQ who feels like telling me to take it down, I’ll comply happily enough.
But no, not really.