Okay, That Last Post Was Really Crap

I just started writing a new one about pending bathroom renovations but that was even crapper, so I threw it away.

I’m still getting back in the saddle. Y’know.

Further requests are invited.

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8 Responses to Okay, That Last Post Was Really Crap

  1. jay

    you could do one about the tradidtional welsh jig youre planning to perform at the party

  2. You’re an evil man.
    It’s a good thing all you ever do is sleep, read, watch TV, get drunk and leave messy stains all over the kitchen. Otherwise I might be forced to assassinate you.
    Maybe we’ll both dance.

  3. jay

    thats not entirely true i do lead a rich inner life, and there were plans for global discombobulation, but the funds never came through. besides you were the one who said you need a dancing monkey if you want people to come to your party.

  4. The question that’s bugging me now is which of us is Parsons and which of us is Hubbard.
    Actually I think I know. And I don’t like it at all.
    I liked it better when you were Pogo to my Marilyn Manson (sigh).
    And I *still* don’t know which of us is Withnail and which of us is I.
    You’re more indulgent and debased – but I’m more of a drama queen.
    Keeps me awake at night. I’m awake now.

  5. thats not entirely true i do lead a rich inner life, and there were plans for global discombobulation, but the funds never came through.
    I shall miss you, Jaye. I won’t miss having to hide my toiletries. But you’re lovely really. *pats you on the head*
    (My party?!)

  6. jay

    so it goes, i suppose…
    the world turns,
    some things change
    some things stay the same

  7. Draw a lizard riding a BMX on a rainbow of skulls and microkorgs.
    Also, if the picture could feature a seahorse, that would be quite good.

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