That Was A Nice Night

Word up to ~, AG and The Tendo. Kudos to the artist formerly known as Semi. Honourable mention to Jo “my phone died” Jo. Executive producer Lady J.

As for the rest of yiz all: I am sorry that you are failures. Learn to accept and deal with the fact that you are failures. It will hurt less that way. You are failures.

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15 Responses to That Was A Nice Night

  1. Don’t listen to him guys, he’s just a bully who didn’t get enough hugs.

  2. Weird that I put my name as my e-mail address huh?

  3. teigan

    >Don’t listen to him guys, he’s just a bully who didn’t get
    >enough hugs.
    Which of the failures are you talking to? In any case, it’s true of all of them. They’re all bullies, who didn’t get enough hugs. In the cold sober light of day, I can see that it isn’t their fault they’re failures. They’re hapless pathetic victims. That’s what they are.
    >Weird that I put my name as my e-mail address huh?
    Yeah; why did you do that?

  4. So I did see you last night! I knew it!
    Admittedly, I had some doubts when I first got up.

  5. Not to say that you are just a recurring hallucination or anything…are you?

  6. teigan

    >So I did see you last night! I knew it!
    Unless my memory deceives me – which, you know, it does sometimes.. or at least I seem to recall that on occasion it has – I saw you; from that it can be inferred that you saw me. You were drinking vodka and dry; I was persuaded to have one too. It was ace.
    For someone as pissed as you claimed to be, you were in almost intimidatingly excellent form.
    >Not to say that you are just a recurring hallucination or
    >anything…are you?
    *this space intentionally left blank*

  7. The clarity of voddka. Despite behaving like an absolute gentleman last night, I awoke and felt the remorse of a man who had kicked a dog to death in front of a bunch of children.

  8. “I awoke and felt the remorse of a man who had kicked a dog to death in front of a bunch of children.”
    What you don’t know is that we got it all on camera

  9. teigan

    AhHA!
    Our memories may deceive us – but THE CAMERA DOES NOT LIE.
    (if anyone can suggest a good ironic picture to link the word “lie” to in the above sentence, answers on a postcard etc)

  10. >THE CAMERA DOES NOT LIE.
    The camera has it’s own 2D variant of the truth, but Photoshop lies better than a lawyer, a PR person and a used car salesman put together.
    Glad you guys had some drunken fun. ‘Tis the season to drink bolly after all.

  11. teigan

    Or Stolly, even.
    Vodka, vodka
    We want more
    etc

  12. I lie better than 1000 words.

  13. j

    but Photoshop lies better than a lawyer, a PR person and a used car salesman put together.
    nah, it’s the humans who do the lying.
    the camera just has its own way of seeing things.
    I lie better than 1000 words.
    i think that’s called Art.
    😉

  14. only if you use it to reveal a truth 🙂

  15. j

    >only if you use it to reveal a truth 🙂
    word.

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