A certain someone – who is not human either – has made me a mix CD. It is called “dogwHistlinG in the dArk” and it is too perfect. (Very naff in parts, but perfectly so.)
I have taught you well, he said, with characteristically insufferable arrogance, arching his fingers in a villainous fashion.
Thank you so much.
It’s obviously been compiled with your correspondent in mind, but because it’s very accomplished so great and because I’m so proud, I can’t resist sharing.
Anyone who fancies a copy: don’t ask why, just ask.
Do share! I’m a curious one. You know my adress, of course you do.
Me me! send me one! : )
I assume you own the license to play, copy, sell, and publicly distribute the works on that mix CD?
😛
Will you be joining us in the 21st century anytime soon, my friend?
I do, though. Only valid in the Republic of Teig, but I will be happy to make citizens of any recipients.
Me me me!
if yr happy and u know it clap yr hands!
oh!
if yr happy and u know it clap yr hands!
oh!
glad u like it.. thought u might.
u little SLUT
bwahaha
*snaps fingers*
~ disappears ~