Except the last three people, I don’t know you. But I’m sure you’re very special.
It’s all (virtually) happening! We have pathos; we have bacchanalian excess; we have uncircumcised dick; we have happy snaps. We have crazy pink paedophile fun.
And look, I bought some new bowls:
New bowls! It’s all happening!
You know what look good in those bowls? Honey nut Shredded Wheat Bitesize.