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Party II
It was a much quieter affair than the last one. But it was still good!
~ made sushi
Russian cocaine was served in abundance
First Hamish of the night
The drink’s creator attended in A4 poster form
Nada came all the way from New Jersey – what’s your excuse? – only to be strangled by ~ in a fit of paranoia. These things happen at Hagakure parties
Former Operative Johana (Hamish)
Former Operatives Reanimator (Scotch & Cola) and Li (rightly hiding in shame behind bottle of Cascade Light)
Semi (herbal tea and sympathy)
T. (fat rocks of crack, not shown)
Some woman dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz (not sure what she was on)
This crazy Japanese girl gave ~ a terrible time a while back, but he invited her anyway.
Reanimator, Li, ~, a russian mathematician and i ended up watching Fight Club by candlelight at about 3am. I did loads of bulbs.
It was good.
Filed under Current Affairs, Domestica, Drugs, Drunkenness, Evil, Life, People, Photos, Pimpage, w0ot
Don’t Come To Our Party
Your loss, bitches.
Me: Hello. Do you have any of those compressed gas bulbs you use to make whipped cream?
Customer Service Technician In Large Sydney Road Catering Supplies Outlet [beaming in bland, vacant customer-servicery way]: Yes; yes, we do. One of our most popular consumables. Right over there. [indicates stock stand groaning under the weight of vast supplies of nitrous oxide bulbs]
~: Tell me, do you get a high volume of well dodgy-looking tweakers like us, who probably aren’t actually employed in the catering industry at all, coming in and stocking up on massive quantities of these?
Customer Service Technician [absolutely without missing a beat]: Yes; yes, we do.
(And to that small handful of priveliged people who are coming tonight – see you soon; looking forward to it.)
C’est L’Hamish
To make a Hamish, you will need:
Peach schnapps & vodka
Orange juice, sparkling apple juice and passionfruit juice (if you can find it)
Ice
Step One: Mix juices to taste.
Step Two: Add 1 shot of vodka and two shots of peach schnapps.
Step Three: Decant over ice. (The ice is important.)
Et Voila:
Filed under Art, Drunkenness, Photos, Pimpage, Weblogs
Here Is Another Picture Of Lady J
Yes, Kate – you should be nervous. I recommend leg extensions. Also, you never write to me anymore. You think just because you’ve been in a couple of shitty movies you don’t even have to try.
But let’s face it – y’ain’t getting any younger. And quite frankly your silly, pampered Hollywood showponyage is starting to piss me off.
Time to wake up and smell the Red Bull concentrate, woman.
You’ve been supplanted.
Filed under Here Is The News, People, Photos, Sex
DIY Russian Cocaine
I will always be grateful to T. for introducing me to Russian Cocaine.
He really had the devil in his eyes tonight. Note to Semi – was it an exams thing?
Filed under Drunkenness, Life Is Good, Photos
Life Is Good
nb clever peripheral utilization may or may not reveal secret hidden messages
Life is good.
Filed under Art, Benevolence, Current Affairs, Damage Control, Dreams, Drugs, Food, Genius, Heh, Illusion Of Time, Life, Life Is Good, Movies, Music, Night Time, Photos, Self Analysis, w0ot
We Went To The Victoria Markets On Saturday
I Went To A Soccer Match Yesterday
I actually worked at Telstradome for a period last year, but I had never been to any kind of football game before in my life.
It was pretty cool. That said, it’s conceivable I only found it to be as such because I was half-tripping on mushies, something else I have never done before.
Absolutely true story: on our way to catch the tram going out, we passed a guy who tried to hit us for change. When we said no, he looked me straight in the eye and shouted “magic mushrooms!” before going back to reaming the coin dispensers on a bank of public phones.
~ assures me I was not visibly fucked up in any way at all.
Fucker.
But in retrospect… awesome!
Sculpture
~ made this for me last night; I found it sitting on my speaker upon reluctantly emerging from bed at around midday.
He’s very creative.
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Don’t Y’all Be Looking So Smug Now
Did Lady J send you this picture?
Did she then give you permission to post said picture to your blog?
No?
Be grateful that I am so generously inclined to share.
(Sometimes.)
Filed under Benevolence, Heh, left the puzzle undone, ain't that the way it is, People, Photos, Weblogs
What I Got For My Birthday
A can of whoop-ass Hagakure style yo Easy Surface Prep
A Discombobulator of my very own
Two bottles of apparently non-lethal Red Bull concentrate
Two bottles of Arrogant Frog sauvignon blanc
Two delicious, beautifully wrapped and generally special cupcakes (not shown)
Colourful and appealing multimedia art products
A hefty biography of John Fowles, bafflingly enough
A black 30 gigabyte iPod, which was nice
A Brave New World mug
Cards & chocolate
Amongst other things.
Thanks everyone. It was great!
Filed under Benevolence, Death, Drugs, Drunkenness, Evil, Illusion Of Time, Movies, Music, People, Photos, w0ot, Wine Criticism