Frikken’ amateurs. No, really. Check this out.
Heh.
How many untreated episoding psychotics do you know who could complete a Master’s degree, incidentally? Kudos.
(And since we’re on the subject, how many ‘treated’ ones do you know who could do this? I’ll tell you: none. Go off your meds, kids, etc.)
Filed under Discombobulation, Evil, The End Is Nigh, Whack
I think The Age missed the real story here, but (thanks once again to Semi for pointing this out) it is alluded to in the final paragraph:
Mr Howard this week denied the new Department of Immigration and Citizenship meant multiculturalism was defunct. “I think the title of the new department expresses the desire and the aspiration that … immigrants become Australians.”
Why not just come right out and call it the Department of Immigration, Citizenship and Kuntdom?
Filed under Current Affairs, Whack
If you think Melbourne weather is a bit much sometimes.. try Manchester.
If I believed in God, I’d conclude that he was well pissed off about something.
Filed under Current Affairs, Discombobulation, Whack
But I cannot for the life of me figure out who left this nasty trolly comment, and it’s really bugging me. In all likelihood they’re someone I don’t even know. Making it really silly.
IP = 68.5.35.236, hence probably utilizing this ISP in this US city, probably an anime fan, probably female. That’s the best I can do.
Anyone?
I wasn’t planning to originally, but Semi talked me into it on the grounds that the Greens will likely take some seats away from serious politicians, which is always a good cause. I hope he is having fun at Earthcore. I imagine that he is.
I just voted for the Greens whilst tripping on leftover cactus, partly in his honor. I’m sure Bob Brown (with whom I once shared a taxi, whilst dressed as a giant koala – i’m sure it wasn’t just a dream) would not disapprove. I tried to imagine what John Howard would feel. I tried to imagine him feeling pain in some way. How I tried. But all I could see was him going “stupid hippies; ah well, *shrugs*, they will all self-destruct soon enough anyway”, and not understanding at all. Which kind of pissed me off, but did at least make me feel like, in some obscure way, I had not done entirely the wrong thing.
Now I am trying to decide whether to watch The Dark Crystal again. I fell asleep before the end last time.
~ has suggested to me that the girl Gelfling ultimately dies; but I feel sure that this cannot be the whole truth. Henson and Oz would not do that to me. They would not dare.
I will watch their silly movie, in any case. They can bring it. Doesn’t matter if the chick dies; the whole healed-crystal thing redundifies such petty concerns.
Yes, it does.
Filed under Art, Benevolence, Current Affairs, Damage Control, Desperation, Dreams, Drugs, Food, Genius, Heh, Here Is The News, Illusion Of Time, left the puzzle undone, ain't that the way it is, Life Is Good, Movies, Music, Night Time, Nothing, People, Pictures Of Lady J, Self Analysis, Sex, Weblogs, Whack
From: Trysting Fields Central Communications
To: JoBean
Date: 8 November 2006 10:45:32 PM
> 😀 I have enough trouble coming up with my own posts, m’dear.
> And you want me think of topics for you as well?
You seem to be doing okay.. slow but not short of content
> How about the fact that I went into a pet shop the other day and saw
> me some kittens.
You want me to post on *my* blog about what *you’ve* been up to? Tript‘s right.
> Yay kitten season!
Yay! I saw two cats fucking for the first time ever the other night; it was well surreal and shit
Everything is surreal at the moment; I blame the racing carnival
I was saying to LJ this morning: the streets are filled with outrageously drunk women in slutty dresses and ridiculous hats; singing, getting into fights, throwing up, falling over
At all hours of the day and night
No one bats an eye, that’s standard in Melbourne at this time of year
Freewheeling, zany-ass city that we are
I was trying to sell Melbourne to her
Do you think that will work?
> You should call those places again if you want one 😀
Thanks for the tip 😛
heh
But too busy! Too busy!
I have to catch up on Adam’s blog too, I haven’t read it for ages and ages and ages; his posts are gold but they’re too long
So much to do! So little weed. Indeed none at all; it’s becoming unacceptable
Get it sorted, “Johana”
Honestly, sometimes I wonder why we are still friends
You never send me flowers, you never have any weed when *I* need it
We may have to see about your license to practice if this whack continues
Much love,
T
Filed under Current Affairs, Desperation, Drugs, Heh, Life, People, Weblogs, Whack
Is it me, or is spam just getting weirder and weirder and weirder?
I mean seriously.. wtf?
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There needs to be a punchline here of some kind but I just… I don’t know what it is.
Filed under Current Affairs, Heh, Whack
Some day I will take enormous pleasure in watching you genuinely suffer, you worthless irredeemable piece of shit.
From: Stephen Cronin
Date: 15 October 2006 2:42:16 PM
To: Teigan
Subject: Re: how the hell do you write so well
[snip]
I was eventually going to come out to you with the truth anyway. Who was I to deny the Great Robert Henley as such a lonely Operative. And when he offered me something that CH (you) couldn’t.. I took it.
Here is the official list of people that screwed you over (including myself.)
Robin Hely – gave orders and orchestrated everything
Midnight – played a dual identity role with you to screw you over, purposely tried to tick you off (by poor handling of admissions, etc.) in order to try and get you to quit.. RH’s idea actually lol)
Chris Titan – used Herbert Finch in an attempt to break you down
Steve Cronin – fed info to RH through convos with you & CH (you)
Adren – Called your Sister under orders of RH (That’s really all he did and was never really involved with any of the plotting. Adren was probably the most innocent one out of all of us.)I don’t know why I just got into this.. I never planned to write about this when i started this e-mail.
Filed under Art, Evil, Misanthropy, Neurocam, Night Time, People, Whack
That I just wasted almost the entire afternoon installing Linux on my iPod and troubleshooting it.
What I can believe even less is that it almost feels as though it was worth the effort.
I’d include a picture, but ~ has hijacked my camera.
Actually, now that I have Linux on my iPod there is almost certainly some way of doing a screen capture.
But I’m fucked if I’m going to figure out what it is.
Filed under Illusion Of Time, Web/Tech, Whack
That dark, menacing feeling which you just know (because it’s familiar from more overt contexts) means someone you know is hating on you really hardcore – but you can’t for the life of you figure out who it is, or why?
I have that right now.
Who are you, and what did I do?
Spill it.
Surprised & delighted was I to take delivery of this package today.
My birthday isn’t till the 14th (yes, as it happens I do have an Amazon wishlist), but I thought it would be alright to open the large bottles now, being pretty sure I already knew what they were:
Thanks, toots! You rock. (Have a good flight.)
Filed under Benevolence, Drugs, People, Photos, Whack
Cunts messed with his template and his archives – and deleted Hagakure 419. Cunts!
Life just keeps dropping the bombs this week. First there was that whole freakish untimely death of Steve Irwin thing.. now this.
You can do the whole thing online.
Takes about ten minutes.
So, if anyone would like to pay me for my services, rest assured that I can now issue you with a tax invoice quoting my ABN, in accordance with applicable laws.
Once my new business has made $540, maybe I’ll register a company.
Apparently that takes about twenty minutes. (And $540.)
Filed under Art, Auto-Pimpage, Whack, Work
