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Painting toenails by candlelight

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It’s Easy To Lose Perspective Sometimes And To Imagine That One Is A Worthless Pile Of Shit

One shouldn’t, though.

Coz one Is Really Good at What One Does.

And What One Does is totally Worth Doing.

Really is.

[long pause]

I like these moments.

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At Last, Death In The Afternoon

You will need:

The largest bottle of La Fee Bohemian Absinth that you can reasonably afford.
5 cl of Bohemian Absinth

A bottle of ‘bubbly’.
Champagne

A clean vegemite jar.
Vegemite jar

Step 1: Place a shot of absinthe in the jar.
Step 1: Place a shot of absinthe in the jar

Step 2: Fill the remainder of the jar with champagne.
Step 2: Fill the remainder of the jar with champagne

Step 3: Drink, without feeling the need to entertain yourself with temperance.
Step 3: Drink, without feeling the need to entertain yourself with temperance

Step 4: I can’t remember what comes after Step 3. Or my own name.
This photo really requires no caption

Another success story for the Neue Sachlichkeit therapeutic method.

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Kitsune

This pizza is Super Special. The people who sold it to us told us this. It must be true.

Super Special pizza

We are going to watch Withnail & I now. Yiz can all get comprehensively fucked.

That is all.

Coming soon: Death In The Afternoon.

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New Trainers

I forgot to mention a fulfilled ambition:

New trainers

These were purchased in a non-English speaking country and as such I was unable to apply the Bentendo methodology.

But new trainers are new trainers, in anyone’s language.

In other news: Delta Goodrem is ill again, suggesting we can expect a new album soon. But will the lightning strike twice? Enquiring Mind Control ™ aficionados want to know.

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Howard Belatedly Complies With Pulat Vanstone Directive

Semi was right. Victory for the Trysting Fields campaign.

Senator Amanda Vanstone says she will take some time to consider her future, after being dropped from the federal frontbench.

Senator Vanstone, who leaves the Immigration portfolio, says she is not sure if she will see out the five remaining years of her parliamentary term.

It’s unclear whether the subtext here is that she’s contemplating suicide. But if so, Mandy, know that you have my full support. You fat nasty bitch from hell.

(In other news: Is it just me or is Stan Grant looking, weirdly, much much blacker than he used to?)

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