Category Archives: Victory
Filed under Art, Illusion Of Time, Night Time, Photos, Victory
It’s Easy To Lose Perspective Sometimes And To Imagine That One Is A Worthless Pile Of Shit
One shouldn’t, though.
Coz one Is Really Good at What One Does.
And What One Does is totally Worth Doing.
Really is.
[long pause]
I like these moments.
Filed under Art, Self Analysis, Victory, w0ot
At Last, Death In The Afternoon
You will need:
The largest bottle of La Fee Bohemian Absinth that you can reasonably afford.
A bottle of ‘bubbly’.
A clean vegemite jar.
Step 1: Place a shot of absinthe in the jar.
Step 2: Fill the remainder of the jar with champagne.
Step 3: Drink, without feeling the need to entertain yourself with temperance.
Step 4: I can’t remember what comes after Step 3. Or my own name.
Another success story for the Neue Sachlichkeit therapeutic method.
Filed under Damage Control, Drunkenness, Photos, Victory
Kitsune
This pizza is Super Special. The people who sold it to us told us this. It must be true.
We are going to watch Withnail & I now. Yiz can all get comprehensively fucked.
That is all.
Coming soon: Death In The Afternoon.
New Trainers
I forgot to mention a fulfilled ambition:
These were purchased in a non-English speaking country and as such I was unable to apply the Bentendo methodology.
But new trainers are new trainers, in anyone’s language.
In other news: Delta Goodrem is ill again, suggesting we can expect a new album soon. But will the lightning strike twice? Enquiring Mind Control ™ aficionados want to know.
Howard Belatedly Complies With Pulat Vanstone Directive
Semi was right. Victory for the Trysting Fields campaign.
Senator Amanda Vanstone says she will take some time to consider her future, after being dropped from the federal frontbench.
Senator Vanstone, who leaves the Immigration portfolio, says she is not sure if she will see out the five remaining years of her parliamentary term.
It’s unclear whether the subtext here is that she’s contemplating suicide. But if so, Mandy, know that you have my full support. You fat nasty bitch from hell.
(In other news: Is it just me or is Stan Grant looking, weirdly, much much blacker than he used to?)
Filed under Current Affairs, Evil, Failure, Victory, w0ot