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Harira

Another culinary adventure inspired by the house of Rorsch & Semi (see also).

You will need:

    Lamb
  • 500g of lamb

  • Olive oil
  • Olive oil

  • Onion
  • 2 chopped onions

  • Garlic
  • 4 cloves of crushed garlic

  • Cumin & paprika
  • 1.5 teaspoons of cumin & 2 teaspoons of paprika

  • Bay leaves
  • 1 bay leaf

  • Tomato puree
  • 2 tablespoons of tomato puree

  • Bovril
  • 1 cup of soup stock (Rorsch recommends VeCon if you can’t be bothered making your own stock. I recommend Bovril.)

  • Chickpeas
  • 500g of washed, soaked and cooked chickpeas

  • Chopped tomatoes
  • 2 cans of chopped tomatoes

  • 3 tablespoons of fresh, chopped coriander

  • Parsley
  • 3 6 tablespoons of fresh, chopped flat-leaf parsley

  • Turkish bread
  • Turkish bread

  1. Saute onion and garlic until soft.
    Saute onion & garlic

  2. Add meat, and brown.
    Add lamb

  3. Add cumin, paprika & bayleaf, and cook “until the fragrance makes your eyes start to water”.
    Add paprika

    Add bay leaf

  4. Add tomato paste and cook for a couple more minutes, stirring continuously.
    Add tomato paste 1

    Add tomato paste 2

  5. Add stock & chopped tomatoes, stir and bring to boil (“by now you should be able to feel the spice on the back of your pharynx”).
    Add stock,tomatoes & boil (dark)

    Add stock,tomatoes & boil (light)

  6. Add chickpeas coriander and parsley.
    Add chickpeas

    Add parsley

  7. Bring to boil.
    Bring to boil

  8. Simmer for 1 1/2-2 hours or until lamb is tender.
    Simmer 1 Simmer 2

  9. Serve, garnished with extra coriander and parsley, and warm turkish bread.
    Served

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Salmon Semi-Functional (ala Teigan)

You will need:

  • Roasting potatoes
  • Pumpkin
  • Broccoli
  • Dill, rosemary & salt
  • Ginger & garlic
  • Salmon cutlets
  • Spinach (or alternately lettuce, if perchance the spinach you thought you had looks like this:
    Gross spinach
    … and smells even worse)
  • Soy sauce
  • Honey
  • Parsley
  • A lemon

  1. Preheat oven to 200C whilst parboiling chopped potatoes for 5 minutes.
    Boiling potatoes

  2. Put the potatoes in a pan with olive oil, dill, rosemary and salt. Roast in oven for 30 minutes.
    Prepped potatoes

  3. Remove pan from oven. Turn the potatoes, and add the pumpkin. Return to the oven for a further 30 minutes. Turn once more, then return to oven again until serving time.
    Pumpkin added to potatoes

  4. Commence steaming broccoli.
    Steaming broccoli

  5. Meanwhile, melt butter in a frypan and saute garlic & ginger for 1 minute on medium heat.
    Garlic & ginger

  6. Add salmon cutlets.
    Raw salmon

  7. Turn heat to high for one minute and sear both sides. Return flame to medium.
    Seared salmon

  8. Add a few of drops of soy sauce, a smidgeon of honey, and a handful of chopped coriander and a little parsley. Cook as one would a steak.
    Add soy sauce  Add honey
    Add parsley (1) Add parsley (2)

  9. Five minutes before serving, remove salmon from pan (keep warm in oven), add spinach lettuce, and stir through the juices in the pan.
    Lettuce cooking

  10. Serve salmon on bed of spinach lettuce, accompanied by boiled roast potatoes in their jackets and some steamed butternut pumpkin and steamed broccoli.
    Served

  11. Lemon juice to taste.
    Add lemon

It worked for this fish wuss.

Consumed

(Thanks, SFHB.)

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Bread

Rejected food photos. These were originally going to follow the musli.

Intimate bread 2

Intimate bread

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Cactus VI

Cactus prepped CU

Cactus prepped in hand

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Cactus V

Cactus thawing

Cactus chunks

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Cactus IV

Cactus slices (plain)

Cactus slices (flash)

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Cactus III

CactusClose

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Cactus II

CactusAngleLight

CactusAngleDark

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Cactus

CactusFull

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Lettuce

Intimate lettuce 1

Intimate lettuce 2

Intimate lettuce 3

Intimate lettuce 4

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Musli

Intimate musli 1

Intimate musli 2

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… And Here’s What I Spent It On

Shopping, which I spent all the money I have in the world on

  • Milk – Milk is delicious added to a range of hot beverages, and can also be poured very effectively over almost any breakfast cereal. It is an excellent source of calcium, so essential for building strong healthy bones and teeth with which to crush and dismember your enemies.
  • Corn – Corn is not only an entertaining vegetable, it also contains a winning combination of fibre and protein!
  • Evil battery-Farm Eggs – God help me, they were cheap.
  • Nutritionally Indifferent White Bread – Also cheap. And novel!
  • Burger-In-A-Biskits – Again with the novelty value. I’ve had these before but never when my good friend Ganj was in the haus.
  • Two Environmentally-Unfriendly Plastic Bags – Which I badly needed to put rubbish in, and stuff.

Overflowing rubbish bin

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Look, I Made Scones

But I had no one to share them with.

Scones

So sad. I feel so sorry for myself right now. You should too.

I am eating them alone, watching clips of that entertaining Jon Stewart, and crying.

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Hooray For Being Almost Productive

Contrary to intentions, I got nothing of any real note done today. But I did dispose of quite a lot of trivial domestic and administrative tasks which had been bugging me. And cleared my email (er, more or less), which is always good. So I will be in an excellent position to actually accomplish stuff tomorrow.

Jams (and Herrings)

My sister and her boi have stocks of strawberry, blueberry, blackberry, apricot, and lingonberry (no, I don’t know either) jams. And herrings. It’s a Scandinavian thing, apparently.

But they had no raspberry jam. So I bought some.

Raspberry jam

I also got brownie mix. I thought I would make some and send them to Chris Titan. I kind of feel sorry for him.

Brownie mix

In other news, the camera seems to be having serious exposure problems.

I am listening to “Blind” by the Sundays, but I think I’m going to have to turn it off, because it is making me very nostalgic and causing me angst. Lovely album, though.

Now I’m gonna go and cook that roast I was talking about yesterday.

If you haven’t already, go and visit Jo; she needs to be encouraged to post more often.

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Fish Sticks & Salad

(And cheap champagne.)

Fish sticks & salad

In homage to Lady J.

I would normally never eat fish sticks (actually, in Australia, we call them ‘fish fingers’) but my sister has about 80,000 of them in her freezer for some reason.

They must have been on sale.

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