(Previously.)
Category Archives: Art
Personality Test Redux
Filed under Art, Audio, Drunkenness, Evil, Heh, People, Photos, Self Analysis, silly humans *rolls eyes* etc
This Month Has Been Totally Surreal
It’s certainly been interesting.
Filed under Art, Current Affairs, Failure, Genius, Illusion Of Time, Life, Mysteries, People, Self Analysis, w0ot, Whack
Trains And Sewing Machines
And we’re away.
That was unexpected.
Hello, you.
In Other News: Term Of The Day
Filed under Art
It’s All About The Early Mornings At The Moment
“On Monday morning, Paxton was woken at five from a claustrophobic, anxious sleep by the weight of his worry. After disentangling himself from the sweaty unwelcome embrace of his patchwork quilt, he padded over to his bedroom window and pressed his nose forlornly against the glass. The sky was clear and dark and sparkling – there was, as yet, no sign of the sun.”
Jo (who I won’t link coz she hasn’t updated since March; maybe it’s just me, but I think her blog’s dead) told me the other week that my posts had become very cryptic this year.
I knew what she meant. But at the same time I was kind of bemused.
My posts have always been very cryptic. Sometimes they’ve been so cryptic that I didn’t even get them properly myself until ages afterwards.
This one here is a perfect example. I’m really not at all sure why I’m writing this – but I just know I’ll look at it in four months time, or in 2012, or whenever, and go “Ah, I see!! Ingenious, Teigs.”
Brains are funny.
Braaaiins.
I – which is to say, a close personal friend of mine – keeps getting sent zombie invitations on Facebook.
I don’t know what that’s about either.
Filed under Art, Cryptography, Self Analysis, Weblogs
It’s Time For A New Post
Today is the first day of spring. Happy spring!
My housemate of the past eleven months is moving out on Monday. Au revior, Jaye. My previous housemate Bentendo moved out around this time last year.
Time, eh.
Now I need a new one. But first the bathroom has to be renovated. The bath is sinking and tiles keep falling out of the wall. It’s no good.
What else? Um, I’ve been selected for jury duty, which is weird. I didn’t even realise we had jury duty in this country. I guess they have to get jurors from somewhere.
Filed under Art, Domestica, Doodles, Here Is The News, History, Illusion Of Time, People
Watching The Lunar Eclipse
on the roof with Freakley.
Filed under Art, Lunar Eclipse, People, Photos
Wortwut Is Staying With Me At The Moment
She is doing a show at West Space. If you are in Melbourne (or have the means to travel), you should come to her opening tomorrow night.
Then go to Freakley’s on Friday.
I am. You should too.
Announcement: Everyone’s Too Stupid
The Mishukis‘ much-discussed debut LP Everyone’s Too Stupid is available at long last.
You can buy a copy for US$5.50 plus postage, or alternately build your own using these simple instructions.
Filed under Art, Auto-Pimpage, Here Is The News, Music, The Mishukis
People Are Always Saying To Me
“Teigs,” they say, “your joining Are You Hungry is an extraordinary achievement. You must feel very satisfied that all your hard years of struggle have finally paid off.” And I look at them like they are crazy.
Taking their cue from this, they then invariably continue: “But yeah, you know, I guess you’re right; somehow the whole thing does seem kind of shallow, empty and meaningless.. without desktop wallpaper.”
So I made some.
That shut them up.
Filed under Are You Hungry, Art, Auto-Pimpage
My Audacity Has Paid Off
I am delighted to announce that on the strength of my genius, I have been invited by the legendary Nada Awad to displace her sister as the second full-time member of Are You Hungry.
I would also like to announce that we will be embarking on a major European tour next month on the back of our award-winning and critically acclaimed quintuple platinum forthcoming album “Chicken Has Gonorrhea”.
It’s true! I really would like to announce that.
Filed under Are You Hungry, Art, Chaos, Genius, Here Is The News, Music, People, The End Is Nigh, w0ot
I Wrote A Song About Adam
It’s called “Adam Tenex”. From conception to completion, the entire project took six and a half minutes. I am a genius.
I am going to submit this to Are You Hungry as an audition demo. I think they could use my genius.
UPDATE – I made a better version. This one took about an hour.