– Lived a first full year in Melbourne, having migrated from my native Canberra in November 2004.
– Endured one month at Melbourne Uni before melting down and dropping out to become a fulltime disumbrationist, weblog administrator and Neurocam operative, amongst other things.
– Gave away approximately 1180 hours of my life to various people I don’t know and couldn’t give a shit about in exchange for money.
– Kept two blogs, totalling some 56,800 words:
Wrote 747,100 words of email to approximately 80 recipients.
Acquired my first domain name.
Started taking digital photos, saving 1178 (of which I uploaded 280 to Flickr. 80 of these, I discover to my disappointment, are no longer indexed – although they’re still there).
Qualified for my Ls and spent about 40 hours learning to drive.
Spent approximately 150 hours at the gym.
Created six semiautonomous people, of whom one remains alive, and five of whom are dead – including Henry Gagblat and the deeply unfortunate Ms. Gethsemane Nash, both of whom committed suicide (losers).
Had considerable dealings with the organisation known to the public as Neurocam International.
Read an astonishingly pitiful four books from beginning to end, and watched 46 movies (18 at the cinema and 28 on video & DVD).
Amongst other things.