June 28, 2005 · 9:14 pm
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Scientology’s Melbourne HQ Are Hiring!

I wonder if Bridget or Charles would give me a reference.

Scientology's Melbourne HQ

(JOKE.)

(Actually, I’m sure working for the Scienos – except, perhaps, in an authorised infiltratory capacity – would be in breach of my contract.)

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8 Responses to Scientology’s Melbourne HQ Are Hiring!

  1. LI
    June 28, 2005 at 10:22 pm

    “To find out what Scientology® services can offer you, come into the church and take a tour, see an introductory film, or take a personality test.”
    Hey, free film! Beats Tight-Arse-Tuesday anyday!

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  2. teigan
    June 28, 2005 at 10:31 pm

    Some of their informational films are an absolute hoot. They can all be found online, of course. (What can’t, these days?)

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  3. Elmo Oxygen
    June 29, 2005 at 1:11 pm

    A former roommate of mine once worked a summer job at the Scientology Celebrity Center in New York, even though he wasn’t a Scientologist. Even though he had access to nominal discounts on entry-level programs, he was generally just creeped out and quit after a while.

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  4. teigan
    June 29, 2005 at 9:23 pm

    That’s interesting. I’m surprised that they genuinely do employ outsiders. To what extent did he feel pressured to get more involved in the church whilst working there?

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  5. Cheshire Cat
    June 29, 2005 at 10:08 pm

    I don’t think we have anything Scientology like over here. I might start up my own branch.
    …to hell with it, i’m going to start my own religion. Be sure to buy ALL of the books.

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  6. teigan
    June 29, 2005 at 10:18 pm

    Scientology are everywhere. There is no escape.
    You should definitely start your own religion, though. I’m really big on encouraging folks to do this. I think it’s a great hobby for young people. And potentially very lucrative.
    I am too lazy to do start one myself, though. Hell, I’m too lazy even to cook dinner. I was gonna do a roast tonight, just for a laff, coz I have access to this great big kitchen and everything. But it’s 10:20pm now and it’s starting to seem like a stupid idea.
    Who cares about dinner? It’s trivial.
    If I don’t get some marijuana soon, I shall die.
    Did you know that? Do you care? Does anyone care?

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  7. Simon Blackmoore
    June 30, 2005 at 1:30 am

    I care, Teigs.
    I’m in the same boat.

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  8. teigan
    June 30, 2005 at 9:03 pm

    How incredibly painful and frustrating that must be.

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