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The Feustus Memorial Fishtank Cleaning Post

The former fishtank of Feustus the goldfish was cleaned out yesterday in a short ceremony intended to symbolise both the sadness of loss and the consoling hope of renewal. The order of proceedings was as follows:


  1. The stagnating water once occupied by the departed was poured down the sink. As a gesture of respect, no photo was taken during this stage of the operation.
  2. Newly emptied fishtank on stove

  3. The newly deliquified fishtank was placed on the stove with its Christmas ribbon artfully draped off one side, and captured for posterity.
  4. This photo clearly shows the gravel in the otherwise empty fishtank

  5. An additional photograph was taken, emphasising the presence of the gravel in the fishtank.
  6. Gravel in special transitional receptacle

  7. The gravel was transferred transitionally to a large ceramic mixing bowl chosen especially for the purpose, and photographed in this new setting.
  8. The fishtank is carefully cleaned

  9. The fishtank was carefully cleaned using hot water and a new wettex, opened expressly for the ceremony and subsequently disposed of, with no regard to expense.
  10. The fishtank photographed undergoing ritual draining process

  11. The fishtank was placed on a draining rack and photographed once again.
  12. This photo clearly shows the gravel in the otherwise empty fishtank

  13. The gravel was returned to the fishtank.
  14. The triumphantly clean fishtank returned to its normal setting

  15. The tank was returned to its home on the bookshelf, to await the arrival of a new occupant. A final photograph was taken, marking the conclusion of the ceremony.

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Things I Did In Canberra (Part 5)

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More Japanese food

On Tuesday I had lunch with Mum in Woden, and then frustratingly failed to meet up with the most excellent T – he of the advising me to learn to drive – due to his being unexpectedly detained at work. But he’ll be in Melbourne in two weeks; hopefully we can do it then.

with'E'

E came round to see me off on Tuesday arvo. Then Dad gave me a lift to the airport and I went.. home, ie back to Melbourne, aka here. When I walked in the door of my place in St Kilda, I had this really quite pleasing sense of arriving home. It was nice. I unpacked, made some dinner, did the washing up, watched The Bill, transferred photos from my camera.

Went to bed feeling cozy and nice.

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Things I Did In Canberra (Part 4)

cupboard street shed

I took quite a lot of pictures of the house. It didn’t really sink in before I left what an end-of-era event this visit would be; that I probably won’t be back in the Can’ for ages and ages.

bathroom hallway

When I do go back, the family home won’t be there anymore. If I’d thought more about it in advance, I prolly would have brought the transfer cable and systematically gone out and about taking loads and loads of pictures.

dining room toilet

That would have added a bit more focus to the trip, which might’ve been a good thing. But revisiting lots of old haunts for documentation purposes would have made me incredibly sad.

Keyboard in a box

Everything to do with Canberra makes me so sad these days. I hope that will change. I have lots of happy memories of the place were I grew up, along with all the sad ones. But I’ve been so unhappy there for so much of the time latterly that those associations pretty much obscure all the others. They did on this visit, anyway.

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Things I Did In Canberra (Part 3)

I had to do a certain amount of sortage and retrieval of old crap because of the imminent parental move to Geneva.

Juvenilia

The house is full of boxes.

Books in boxes Boxes on the balcony Yet more boxes Boxes on the woodheap

Boxes More boxes

Empty boxes

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Things I Did In Canberra (Part 2)

On Friday evening I went to dinner at Anise on West Row with Mum & Dad, for Mum’s birthday. We got hijacked numerous times by other people at the restaurant my folks (mostly Dad) knew, which was very Canberran.

I went out on Saturday night with my friend E. We drank beer at Filthy McFaddens and ate Japanese before evacuating his native Kingston for Civic. We played pool at Toast, had traditional semi-drunken coffee at Gus’s, and then, for reasons which remain less than entirely clear to me, went and saw Sahara, which was crap.

Movie ticket

I got a couple of driving practice sessions in with my mother. My clutching is improving, but my steering needs work.

Driving log
4 hours down, 116 to go..

On Sunday I had a luxuriously long conversation with my sister M (who, unlike my other sister, is definitely not getting married), currently residing at a hostel in Cairns and unphoneable except on her mobile. We used to be very close. We’re less close these days, but it was still fantastic to talk to her.

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Things I Did In Canberra (Part 1)

On Friday morning I went out Belconnen way to visit my friend S.

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Breathtaking views of picturesque Belco bus interchange.

His lifestyle seems very downwardly mobile these days.

suburban billy in its native habitat 'S'

But it was good to see him, I guess. He is currently living with two other guys and two kittens, who are brother and sister. For some reason I forget their names.

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I didn’t realise how dodgy the first picture looked until after I took it.

Belconnen Interchange

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Airport

I was late for my 3:30pm flight to Canberra last Thursday. I had to get a taxi from Swanston Street.

taxi

But I missed the flight all the same, by about two places in the checkin queue, and had to wait for the next one at 6pm.

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I took some pictures of the airport but none of them came out very well.

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In The Industry We Call These ‘Cigarette Burns’

scars

Although the largest one was made by holding a lighter to my wrist. I did most of them between 1995 and 1997. A couple in 2000.

I never used to think about them very much, but I’ve become a bit self-conscious about them over the last year or so.

My sister of the getting-marriedness – who is a photography student – is doing a series on scars. She herself has significant scarring on her neck and stomach as a result of several operations for various types of cancer. We spent yesterday afternoon at her place taking pictures of me and my arms.

She is getting married. Have I mentioned that already?

This afternoon I’m off to Canberra ’til Tuesday.

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Fuck The ATO

With absolutely impeccable timing, the Tax Office has decided that I owe them $300. From 2003. With interest.

Fuck The ATO

I hope they die.

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Bleary-Eyed Ramblings, or I Dream Of Constance

I dreamt last night that I was a girl, specifically Constance. I’ve mused about being Constance before. I don’t know why, other than that I think she’s cool. And I’ve often fantasized about being a girl. I don’t think I’m a repressed transsexual or anything. I just reckon it would be awesome. Girls are much nicer than boys. Or at least much more appealing.

Tangent: In my early teens I was completely obsessed with periods. I only found out mentruation existed when I was, like, twelve. This was possibly the origin of my interest in the occult. I was just astounded that this bizarre and horrendous phenomenon had been going on all around me all my life, completely sheilded from my view.

This unhealthy preoccupation was only entirely cured when, at the age of 22, I fulfilled my long term ambition of actually having sex with a menstruating woman, something I will never, ever do again.

Coffee & Cigarette

I ran out of cigarettes last night. I thought not having any would motivate me to bounce out of bed bright and early this morning and go to the gym. But instead I just lingered in bed for a really, really long time. Then I went out in my pyjamas to buy some and came back home to drink coffee and blog. I’m a disgrace.

In other news, Jojo & Xade report excitably that Tori Amos is coming to town.

I saw her last time she toured ‘Straya which was, I believe, in, like, 1994. Sort of tempted. (But upon glancing at the latest incarnation of her website: she really badly needs to fire her current stylist. Admittedly, though, so do I. Or at least I would, if I had one.) I haven’t heard her current album, but I grew to love Scarlet’s Walk, despite an iffy relationship between us at first.

I can’t really afford it, though, especially since.. well, I’m so shat off about this actually I think a separate post may be in order.

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Requiem For A Goldfish

Dead Goldfish

My goldfish Feustus, a Christmas present from my sisters, died while I was at work on Saturday. I don’t know why. He’d seemed a bit unhappy for the last few weeks, but I don’t think he was neglected in any way.

Vale Feustus.

Directly after I took his photo, the display on the camera also died, leaving it capable of taking only pictures of blackness.

I refused to interpret these occurrences as omens.

Four Leaf Clover

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