I just really love the status updates.
Filed under F***book, Here Is The News, The World Is A Disco Ball
You kids are always talking about Movember but I don’t understand!
Movember is annoying.
It was seen as ‘cool’ among males of my circle a couple of years ago but now that a range of people from bank tellers to tv presenters also have wispy caterpillars on their faces (particularly sports presenters *shudders*), they are too snobby to participate.
Nothing kills hip like mainstream acceptance:
What I meant to say was, I think F***book is good for the events function.
Status updates are also a treat, I concur. Esp when your friends are overseas.
I just like them on an aesthetic level. But they’re also nice on a ‘here is the news’ level.
I agree about the events function too.
The only thing wrong with FB – Orwellian concerns aside, not even gonna go there – is that it’s The Web 2.0 Equivalent Of Crack ™.
I really notice this when my account is down, like it is right now.
Must… update… status… *twitches* etc
I. Hear. You.
Teigan is clutching at straws 😛
Oy! You’re barred.
If you wanna leave me comments, go post on my Art blog.
Teigan is a tad ornery and sensitive today 😛
Teigan is my prophet
Teigan is building my hotrod
Teigan is mad, bad and dangerous to know
Teigan forgot the smiley.
Teigan is having a lovely time.
Teigan is beginning to enjoy himself..
Teigan is taking us all to Jonestown for tea
Teigan is an ethereal, shapeshifting alien hiding out from the intergalactic tyrants who destroyed his homeworld
Teigan is bogarding the joint
Teigan is still bogarding the joint
Teigan is terror incarnate
Teigan is number six
Teigan is bogarding another joint
Teigan is not an onion. But SHi does have many layers.
Love yer work, anonymous comment spammer.
Teigan is going to open a can of whoop-ass on y’all asses
Teigan is the only surviving member of the Beatles who has any talent
Teigan is, contrary to reports in the media, not an avatar of the King in Yellow, Hastur. He is an avatar of Yog Sothoth.
Teigan is touching me in inappropriate places
Teigan is the seedy underbelly of Neurocam
Teigan is never going to give me a toke on that fucking joint
Teigan is responsible for saving the world from Morlocks
Ah fuck it! I’ve run out of ideas. See you soon motherfucker.
PS- Teigan is shouting drinks!
Teigan is not heavy: he’s my brother
Teigan is in possession of the name and address of the cunt who keeps spamming him
Teigan is a holiday in Cambodia
Teigan is actually robin hely
Teigan is putting the lotion in the basket
[Teigan is in possession of the name and address of the cunt who keeps spamming him]
Actually, I’ve only got yer number. And if you’re either one of the two people I strongly suspect you are, it’s *your* turn to buy drinks.
But we’ll see if I’m in a drink-buying mood come next weekend, ay.
Now piss off, I have Art to concern myself with.
(PS I like you; you’re good.)
(Whoever you are.)
Teigan is too goth for your emo poetry
Teigan is LSD and Ecstasy
Y’know, in an evil kind of way.
(Teigan has no use for lotion. He prefers a subtle blend of Easy Surface Prep and Orphic Mystery Solvent.)
I’m flattered. You’re evil in a good way too, or something like that.
Lets not get into a “my evil is gooderer than your evil” way. We’re still both viruses with shoes.
Teigan is proposing election night drinkies?
To the millions of readers of Trysting Fields:
Teigan is THE man
Teigan is a virus with shoes.
And lllloving it.
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