A certain someone – who is not human either – has made me a mix CD. It is called “dogwHistlinG in the dArk” and it is too perfect. (Very naff in parts, but perfectly so.)
I have taught you well, he said, with characteristically insufferable arrogance, arching his fingers in a villainous fashion.
Thank you so much.
It’s obviously been compiled with your correspondent in mind, but because it’s
very accomplished so great and because I’m so proud, I can’t resist sharing.
Anyone who fancies a copy: don’t ask why, just ask.