I found these on a footpath today. The plastic wrapper is entirely intact. Score!
Tempted as I naturally am to break them out and line them up on my desk next to a glass of red cordial, in which to dunk them before lobbing them at people passing beneath my window, I have decided instead – being of an intrinsically giving disposition – to send them to someone. The question is: who? Readers are invited to submit short pitches (no more than 100 words, please).
Send em to me as compensation for the keyboard and the mouthful of tea you just cost me.