Tampons

Found double pack of Carefree slim tampons

I found these on a footpath today. The plastic wrapper is entirely intact. Score!

Tempted as I naturally am to break them out and line them up on my desk next to a glass of red cordial, in which to dunk them before lobbing them at people passing beneath my window, I have decided instead – being of an intrinsically giving disposition – to send them to someone. The question is: who? Readers are invited to submit short pitches (no more than 100 words, please).

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  1. Send em to me as compensation for the keyboard and the mouthful of tea you just cost me.

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