Trysting Fields

Battle Fatigue

It's been a good winter on Planet T.

It's sure as hell ripped off the head and shat down the neck of the previous one, which nearly killed me. (No, really.) We're Learning To Do Winter, apparently. Hooray for that.

But I'm ready for it to be over now.

TIA!

UPDATE (Friday): You are not listening to me, weather.

Man Lying On Road Hit By Car

In other news: *insert punchline here*

Actually, Y'Know, We All Have Voices In Our Heads; Some People's Are Just Much More Interesting Than Yours

Frikken' amateurs. No, really. Check this out.

Heh.

How many untreated episoding psychotics do you know who could complete a Master's degree, incidentally? Kudos.

(And since we're on the subject, how many 'treated' ones do you know who could do this? I'll tell you: none. Go off your meds, kids, etc.)

My Audacity Has Paid Off

I am delighted to announce that on the strength of my genius, I have been invited by the legendary Nada Awad to displace her sister as the second full-time member of Are You Hungry.

I would also like to announce that we will be embarking on a major European tour next month on the back of our award-winning and critically acclaimed quintuple platinum forthcoming album "Chicken Has Gonorrhea".

It's true! I really would like to announce that.

In Other News

This is the second British school to be blighted by a giant phallus.

The end is nigh.

Signs Of The Apocalypse

An occasional series.

Exhibit A: Someone auctioning off their identity wholesale (BYO physical body) on eBay. And not even attempting to call it 'art'.

The end is nigh.

(Thanks to Wortwut.)

UPDATE - Further links related to this venture: The soon-to-be-offloaded identity's website and, natch, the soon-to-be-offloaded identity's MySpace page.