Friday, 03 October 2008

Things To Be Thankful For (Five)

Bitches who know how to treat their slaves right.

In a way being thankful isn't liable for nothing, because it implies a debt. But some people take being liable for nothing to a whole other level - and one can only be grateful.

One such ultrastar of an individual graced Chez Hagakure's now-vacant second bedroom last weekend whilst on an all-too-brief-and-rare visit to Teh Melbourne.

This chick knows I would happily eat her shit on demand. But she never, ever abuses the knowledge. She brings me nothing but incredible awesomeness, invariably exactly when and where I need it. And she has never cost me a damn thing, by my reckoning.

It was, as always, a total & unmitigated pleasure to accommodate her.

I don't entirely understand how that works, but somehow it seems to. Which is.. well, 'nice' is hardly the word.

Or maybe it is. Who knows. Who cares. :)

(Previously.)

Wednesday, 01 October 2008

Things To Be Thankful For (Three)

Schnozzie.

Feet at Airey's Inlet

Our relationship (whatever it is) has always been problematic and remains so in some ways. But then the best ones often are.

After SPOD

She's worth whatever effort she costs me. And dog knows, she more than matches me on my investment. I wish I could do a better job sometimes of making her understand how much I value and care about her.

The artist in Boston, shortly before sending me some of the funniest text messages I have ever received

She's has been a huge force for awesomeness in my life this year. She's a legend and I fucking love her.

Really do.

(Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.)

Sunday, 10 August 2008

Chez Hagakure Vodka, Juice & Soda Water Low-Key Dinner Party

With AG.

My Dinner With AG

Thursday, 31 July 2008

Interlude: Return Of Soybean

She's back. Again.

Nothing will ever be the same.

(NB The extent to which nothing is or is not ever the same in your specific experiential sphere may vary in accordance with a range of factors - some known, some unknown; some known to be unknown, others unknown as unknown. The degree of liability expressed or implied by the above statement can be estimated at approximately one [1] wad of NADA. Hooray for everything.)

(Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.)

Saturday, 12 July 2008

Chez Hagakure Red Wine & Homebrew Quiet Night In

With Luke.

Luke

Wednesday, 09 July 2008

Interlude: Toots.

Toots

Monday, 30 June 2008

Interlude: Damn.

I wish it'd occurred to me to record some audio at the Chez Hagakure Post-Mushie-Hunt Impromtu Dinner Party on Saturday night.

But not with J; she doesn't want to be bitch #6. It's a not-liking-the-number-six thing.

Any volunteers?

(S*****?)

(Heh.)

Thursday, 26 June 2008

Chez Hagakure G&T Sock Swap

With Liv.

Sock Swap 1

Sock Swap 2

(Previously; previously.)

Sunday, 08 June 2008

Chez Hagakure Tea & Pizza Shapes Meet

Starring this chick.

Tea, Pizza Shapes & DF

(Previously; previously; previously; previously; previously; elsewhere.)

Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Chez Hagakure Bong Summit

Attending; presiding.

Bong & candle Zippo

Monday, 19 May 2008

Chez Hagakure Vodka Conference

Attending: Em; Gab; me (obvs).

Bloody Marys

(Prevs.)

Sunday, 13 April 2008

Sitting Amongst The Wreckage

Watching Press Gang with Toots.

Teh life, it is good.

The housewarming afterparty was, as intended, a quiet affair. But it still went OFF. I blame this guy.

I have nothing else to declare except my ongoing, undying love for M2M. And that I have a new favourite word.

This is the first M2M video I ever saw, in 2002:

The final minute emerged randomly from under the end of something else I'd taped on purpose. I taped Video Hits all the way through for a month of Saturday mornings afterwards to catch it again. We had to do things like that in the dark days before YouTube and BitTorrent were invented.

Update - This footage is not particularly interesting content-wise, but I find Marit weirdly mesmerising in it:

I also like the bit where Marion asks Andrew G if he ate the worm.

Watched

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