Trysting Fields

Chez Hagakure Vodka, Juice & Soda Water Low-Key Dinner Party

With AG.

Chez Hagakure Red Wine & Homebrew Quiet Night In

With Luke.

Chez Hagakure G&T Sock Swap

With Liv.

(Previously; previously.)

Chez Hagakure Tea & Pizza Shapes Meet

Starring this chick.

(Previously; previously; previously; previously; previously; elsewhere.)

Chez Hagakure Bong Summit

Attending; presiding.

Chez Hagakure Vodka Conference

Attending: Em; Gab; me (obvs).

(Prevs.)

Rainbow Serpent (Part 2)

Rainbow Serpent (Part 1)

So yes: about a month ago I accompanied my colleague and fellow Merrie Scrambler Major G to Rainbow Serpent. She'd scored a free ticket and needed a handbag company; we went halves.

It was incredibly excellent.

I captured a lot of media, and thankfully had the foresight to copy it off my phone before it died. Then my computer died. Etc blah blah.

Here at long last, etc.

To be continued.

Party IV

Went off.

Oh, what a mess! Though. Liable for mess.

Also, someone stole my weed. I'm a bit unhappy about that. But that's what I get for leaving it unattended in the garden.

So it goes. It was all worth it. Hooray for parties.

Wither Reality Blogging

Feed my narcissism, you cunts.

Walking Home From Carling's House With Celestine

Liable For Nothing

Starring Johnny Coburg (nb liable for nothing) and Sjorka (please note: liable for nothing), as themselves.

No liability was incurred.

I Met Jesus On Christmas Eve

At an impromptu picnic on a hillside next to the Myer Music Bowl. Seriously.

He said his name was 'Gerling', but his true identity was unmistakeable.

Meredith (Part Two)

(Interlude: Fitsy.)

Meredith (Part One)

I went to the Meredith Festival on the weekend.

It was awse, and then some.

(From their Frequently Given Answers:

No, it is not possible to sneak in. Vicious dogs and armed mercenaries patrol the fences.

NB This is a total lie.)

(To be continued.)

Who's Haus? Li's Haus. Etc.

Hooray For Drunkenness

Personality Test Redux

(Previously.)

Recent Voicemail

Party III (Housecooling)

See previous.

Response To DJ Ravine's Video Review Of 'Mother'

This was originally rendered as a video (y'know, duh), but the video component didn't really work out. I almost canned it completely but in the end I decided the audio was worth salvaging.

I Wrote A Song About Adam

It's called "Adam Tenex". From conception to completion, the entire project took six and a half minutes. I am a genius.

I am going to submit this to Are You Hungry as an audition demo. I think they could use my genius.

UPDATE - I made a better version. This one took about an hour.

Here Is An Audio Version Of That Comment

Home Again

On the upside (of being delayed by 24 hours) I got to send my postcards personally, and to spend all night loitering in central London. There was no downside really.

In other news: Vale RAW. May the fnord etc.

My Travel Ordeal

As told to j hawthorne.

Planning / Love

Soiree de Semi

~'s extraordinary invention, The Discombobulator (tm) astounds and delights jaded party guests who thought they'd seen everything:

Evening With ~

A memorable night. (I think, based on what little I can remember..)

My Head Hurts

And we didn't end up setting fire to anything! But I expect it was for the best.

Audio Message To HitsHerMark (4.8 mb)

Charlie Says

We have domain!

Do we have domain mapping? Well, no.

But who cares?

DOMAIN!

So happy right now. (And I'm not on even on drugs. For once.)

UPDATE - But I'm about to be. Braincells? Who needs 'em etc

Audio Message From Steve Cronin

Hosting by Steve Cronin. (Thanks Steve!)

About two weeks old now. I never did find out why he got assed. He was a good operative; Charles loved him, which is rare. It's mysterious.

Which Reminds Me..

This one's for Bob.

Audio Message From Lady J!! (452kb MP3)

I'm so proud.

I would normally keep such a thing out of the public sphere, but she posted mine.

Report On The Shadow Industry

by Peter Carey

From "Collected Stories", 1994, University of Queensland Press.

Reproduced without permission

• as a text file here
• read aloud here (1.2 Mb mp3).

Trysting Fields Audio Directive 001-LN01/020605 (1Mb mp3)

From: Trysting Fields Central Communications
To: Operative [Censored] AKA Li Han, Blog Boy From Space
Date: Saturday 2nd July, 2005

Voicemail From Baby Sis (332kb mp3)

Received in the early hours of this morning.

Bless.

(I think she resents her moniker, though.)