Sunday, 10 August 2008

Chez Hagakure Vodka, Juice & Soda Water Low-Key Dinner Party

With AG.

My Dinner With AG

Saturday, 12 July 2008

Chez Hagakure Red Wine & Homebrew Quiet Night In

With Luke.

Luke

Thursday, 26 June 2008

Chez Hagakure G&T Sock Swap

With Liv.

Sock Swap 1

Sock Swap 2

(Previously; previously.)

Sunday, 08 June 2008

Chez Hagakure Tea & Pizza Shapes Meet

Starring this chick.

Tea, Pizza Shapes & DF

(Previously; previously; previously; previously; previously; elsewhere.)

Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Chez Hagakure Bong Summit

Attending; presiding.

Bong & candle Zippo

Monday, 19 May 2008

Chez Hagakure Vodka Conference

Attending: Em; Gab; me (obvs).

Bloody Marys

(Prevs.)

Thursday, 06 March 2008

Rainbow Serpent (Part 2)

You're a shit hot live artist

Mohito

Beaufort signpost

Wood pyramid

Sunday, 02 March 2008

Rainbow Serpent (Part 1)

So yes: about a month ago I accompanied my colleague and fellow Merrie Scrambler Major G to Rainbow Serpent. She'd scored a free ticket and needed a handbag company; we went halves.

It was incredibly excellent.

I captured a lot of media, and thankfully had the foresight to copy it off my phone before it died. Then my computer died. Etc blah blah.

Here at long last, etc.

Baggage at Southern Cross Station

Coffee on Saturday morning

The Major, sporting new bag

Boogie fever

To be continued.

Sunday, 10 February 2008

Party IV

Went off.

Party IV (inside)

Party IV (outside)

Oh, what a mess! Though. Liable for mess.

Party IV (aftermath)

Also, someone stole my weed. I'm a bit unhappy about that. But that's what I get for leaving it unattended in the garden.

So it goes. It was all worth it. Hooray for parties.

Tuesday, 15 January 2008

Wither Reality Blogging

Post-movie beers at Old Bar with MG & Coburg

Feed my narcissism, you cunts.

Saturday, 12 January 2008

Walking Home From Carling's House With Celestine

Matt skating outside Carling's house in Brunswick at 5am this morning (1) Matt skating outside Carling's house in Brunswick at 5am this morning (2) Matt skating outside Carling's house in Brunswick at 5am this morning (3) Matt skating outside Carling's house in Brunswick at 5am (4)
Dawn breaking over Sydney Road (note hot air balloons)
Celestine picked some flowers

Thursday, 10 January 2008

Liable For Nothing

Starring Johnny Coburg (nb liable for nothing) and Sjorka (please note: liable for nothing), as themselves.

No liability was incurred.

Wednesday, 26 December 2007

I Met Jesus On Christmas Eve

At an impromptu picnic on a hillside next to the Myer Music Bowl. Seriously.

He said his name was 'Gerling', but his true identity was unmistakeable.

Christmas Eve hill

Myer Music Bowl

Gerling in repose

Gerling having a mystical experience

Fireworks

Wednesday, 19 December 2007

Meredith (Part Two)

The woods

Shared Zone

Mysterious underwear

(Interlude: Fitsy.)

The serenity was really something

Scenery

Tuesday, 18 December 2007

Meredith (Part One)

I went to the Meredith Festival on the weekend.

It was awse, and then some.

(From their Frequently Given Answers:

No, it is not possible to sneak in. Vicious dogs and armed mercenaries patrol the fences.

NB This is a total lie.)

Artists

Helpers

Arch

Wouters pours a mixture of Red Bull, Bundy & Coke into a beercan

A drunken Wouters

Crowd

(To be continued.)

Sunday, 02 December 2007

Who's Haus? Li's Haus. Etc.

Feet At Li's

Sunday, 18 November 2007

Hooray For Drunkenness

Monday, 05 November 2007

Personality Test Redux

(Previously.)

Personality test results

Post personality test beers with Henley

Saturday, 27 October 2007

Recent Voicemail

Sunday, 26 August 2007

Party III (Housecooling)

See previous.

Russian cocaine aftermath

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

Response To DJ Ravine's Video Review Of 'Mother'

This was originally rendered as a video (y'know, duh), but the video component didn't really work out. I almost canned it completely but in the end I decided the audio was worth salvaging.

Sunday, 04 February 2007

I Wrote A Song About Adam

It's called "Adam Tenex". From conception to completion, the entire project took six and a half minutes. I am a genius.

I am going to submit this to Are You Hungry as an audition demo. I think they could use my genius.

UPDATE - I made a better version. This one took about an hour.

Friday, 02 February 2007

Here Is An Audio Version Of That Comment

Saturday, 13 January 2007

Home Again

On the upside (of being delayed by 24 hours) I got to send my postcards personally, and to spend all night loitering in central London. There was no downside really.

In other news: Vale RAW. May the fnord etc.

Wednesday, 27 December 2006

My Travel Ordeal

As told to j hawthorne.

Thursday, 02 November 2006

Planning / Love

Planning

Love

Sunday, 24 September 2006

Soiree de Semi

~'s extraordinary invention, The Discombobulator (tm) astounds and delights jaded party guests who thought they'd seen everything:

Discombobulator 1

Discombobulator 2

Tuesday, 22 August 2006

Evening With ~

A memorable night. (I think, based on what little I can remember..)


Saturday, 05 August 2006

My Head Hurts

And we didn't end up setting fire to anything! But I expect it was for the best.

Thursday, 09 February 2006

Audio Message To HitsHerMark (4.8 mb)

Wednesday, 30 November 2005

Charlie Says

We have domain!

Do we have domain mapping? Well, no.

But who cares?

DOMAIN!

So happy right now. (And I'm not on even on drugs. For once.)

UPDATE - But I'm about to be. Braincells? Who needs 'em etc

Nitrous sucking apparatus

Thursday, 06 October 2005

Audio Message From Steve Cronin

Hosting by Steve Cronin. (Thanks Steve!)

About two weeks old now. I never did find out why he got assed. He was a good operative; Charles loved him, which is rare. It's mysterious.

Wednesday, 14 September 2005

Which Reminds Me..

This one's for Bob.

Thursday, 14 July 2005

Audio Message From Lady J!! (452kb MP3)

I'm so proud.

I would normally keep such a thing out of the public sphere, but she posted mine.

Sunday, 10 July 2005

Report On The Shadow Industry

by Peter Carey

From "Collected Stories", 1994, University of Queensland Press.

Reproduced without permission

  • as a text file here
  • read aloud here (1.2 Mb mp3).

Sunday, 03 July 2005

Trysting Fields Audio Directive 001-LN01/020605 (1Mb mp3)

From: Trysting Fields Central Communications
To: Operative [Censored] AKA Li Han, Blog Boy From Space
Date: Saturday 2nd July, 2005

Saturday, 18 June 2005

Voicemail From Baby Sis (332kb mp3)

Received in the early hours of this morning.

Bless.

(I think she resents her moniker, though.)

Watched

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