Muffins

For reasons which may or may not become clear in the fullness of time, I have decided to start a postal muffin service.

If you would like a muffin, send an email to muffin@trystingfields.com clearly indicating:

• your name
• your postal address
• what kind/s of muffin you would like (please note: although your preferences will be taken into consideration, no undertakings are made regarding what kind of muffin you will actually receive)
• your best theory as to why I would send a muffin pro bono on demand to any random who requests one via the internets
• any questions you have
• any additional information you feel inclined to share.

If your submission appears genuine (no timewasters, please), I will endeavour to send you a muffin through the post at the earliest opportunity.

UPDATE: Dedicated webpage.

Comments

[Nada :)]

I kinda wanna ask for one...I really wanna ask for one... but last time you sent me something via mail I got it two months later or so and since I just found a couple of scones in my house all moldy that I bought last week... mmmhmm.. muffin...scone...mold...etc...well I just think that I shouldn't.

I really shouldn't... @_@

(You may receive a muffin request in a bit from me. I advise that you ignore it)

[teigan]

[I advise that you ignore it]

No dice, Soybean. All valid requests are honoured. Them's the rules.

[last time you sent me something via mail I got it two months later or so]

That's because you were in prison!

You may qualify for airmail delivery (see FAQ), in which case it'll arrive in a week and might just be edible. Sugar is a preservative, and I wrap them in plastic.

But even if it isn't, you've lost nothing. I'd totally go for it if I were you.

[G]

my muffins were not wrapped in plastic and there was an extremely dirty gardening glove in the box

[teigan]

But that was before this project was initiated. You were a prelaunch guinea pig. Who responded to my spontaneous offer of muffins by saying that 'might be okay' if they were sent express post - even though you live, like, two suburbs away.

ION: Despite being dirty, it's a perfectly good gardening glove.