Scientology's Melbourne HQ Are Hiring!

I wonder if Bridget or Charles would give me a reference.

(JOKE.)

(Actually, I'm sure working for the Scienos - except, perhaps, in an authorised infiltratory capacity - would be in breach of my contract.)

Comments

[LI]

"To find out what Scientology® services can offer you, come into the church and take a tour, see an introductory film, or take a personality test."

Hey, free film! Beats Tight-Arse-Tuesday anyday!

[teigan]

Some of their informational films are an absolute hoot. They can all be found online, of course. (What can't, these days?)

[Elmo Oxygen]

A former roommate of mine once worked a summer job at the Scientology Celebrity Center in New York, even though he wasn't a Scientologist. Even though he had access to nominal discounts on entry-level programs, he was generally just creeped out and quit after a while.

[teigan]

That's interesting. I'm surprised that they genuinely do employ outsiders. To what extent did he feel pressured to get more involved in the church whilst working there?

[Cheshire Cat]

I don't think we have anything Scientology like over here. I might start up my own branch.

...to hell with it, i'm going to start my own religion. Be sure to buy ALL of the books.

[teigan]

Scientology are everywhere. There is no escape.

You should definitely start your own religion, though. I'm really big on encouraging folks to do this. I think it's a great hobby for young people. And potentially very lucrative.

I am too lazy to do start one myself, though. Hell, I'm too lazy even to cook dinner. I was gonna do a roast tonight, just for a laff, coz I have access to this great big kitchen and everything. But it's 10:20pm now and it's starting to seem like a stupid idea.

Who cares about dinner? It's trivial.

If I don't get some marijuana soon, I shall die.

Did you know that? Do you care? Does anyone care?

[Simon Blackmoore]

I care, Teigs.

I'm in the same boat.

[teigan]

How incredibly painful and frustrating that must be.